Alpha Sigma Tau has the sexiest wildest girls in it. If you are not out with at least 1 of them, you are not having as good of a time as you could. They are down to earth and crazy. There is NEVER a dull moment when you are with these chicks
One time my room got ransacked by 4 hot AST's and the spent 4 hours of a saturday night dancing a screaming in my room. A large blow up blimp I had was been tossed around and ridden. MY bed had multiple beers spilled on it and footprints on it from people jumping on it. I just sat back and watched in pure exstacy laughing! They were so funny!
by Brendan February 24, 2005
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by Hill Bicks May 21, 2016
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Greg: Hey man, look at those fags who keep getting rejected!
Mike: Its the Sigma Tau of Kent State, I heard they suck dick, literally!
Ryan: I saw one of them giving another dude in their frat a handjob!
Mike: Doesnt surprise me, let's beat the shit out of them!
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Ryan: I saw one of them giving another dude in their frat a handjob!
Mike: Doesnt surprise me, let's beat the shit out of them!
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by joelee123123 December 3, 2011
Get the alpha sigma tau mug.A bunch of fuckin' losers who mentally manipulate younger members in the name of "brotherhood". Avoid at all costs! Don't make the same mistake I did.
Some random-ass college guy: Yo, I just got a bid from this fuckin' cool group called Sigma Tau Gamma. They're like the dopest dudes around!
Me, an intellectual: Those guys are a bunch of snakes. I joined them last year, and after I made it through initiation, they took every opportunity to bash me and cause serious mental distress. I left them like the douchebags they are. Whatever you do, do NOT accept their bid, for it will be the worst mistake you ever make for the rest of your days.
Me, an intellectual: Those guys are a bunch of snakes. I joined them last year, and after I made it through initiation, they took every opportunity to bash me and cause serious mental distress. I left them like the douchebags they are. Whatever you do, do NOT accept their bid, for it will be the worst mistake you ever make for the rest of your days.
by Anon A. Loose November 3, 2019
Get the Sigma Tau Gamma mug.Spending Daddy's Trillions" or "Suck Don't Talk" are only a couple of the nicknames of this nationally Jewish sorority. These sisters are the hottest, not to mention richest and best dressed, women on college campuses all over the United States. Passing the torch from generation to generation of future trophy wives, they will probably marry a Zeta Beta Tau or a doctor, lawyer or banker. Even though they are referred to as STDs they are not cum dumpster slutbag whores like the Delta Gammas and are DEFINITELY not cow stomach wannabe SDT bitches like the Tri Delts (but go ahead anyway and try Delt -- everyone else has). But seriously don't hate them because they're beautiful... hate them because your boyfriend thinks so. So don't be sad if you don't get a bid from them, they are simply out of your league.
Fratboy #1: Hey look at those Sigma Delta Tau girls, I heard they blow so much coke
Fratboy #2: Nah dude, you heard wrong, I heard they blow so much COCK
Fratboy #3: No man, you both got it wrong... they blow cash and wouldn't look twice at either of you
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Fratboy #3: No man, you both got it wrong... they blow cash and wouldn't look twice at either of you
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