tardblog

A site that no longer exists where a special education teacher wrote daily blogs about her handicapped students.

I'm glad they web-archived Tardblog so I can laugh until I cry.

by Captain Obvious April 2, 2004

Tardologist

A practictioner of Tardology.

I just got my doctorate in Tardology, I am now an offical Tardologist!"

by Baron Von Shnoz January 11, 2011

tardling

Young and stupid

Dropped your grades again, you are such a tardling!

by deb July 29, 2003

tagalong

An annoying individual who acts as a leach and keeps pestering and following you or your friends around. Unable to take care of themselves, conversations are usually one sided and dull, full of narcissistic self-talk.

Nobody likes the narcissistic tagalong and his guilt-tripping. Get a life and get a hobby, pathetic tagalong.

by Charmouche October 1, 2016

Fuckin Tagalong

Someone who is the biggest God Damn sped in the whole gang. (Brandon Rew)

"Brandon stop being a fuckin tagalong

by Mr. Allen Leonard June 13, 2018

Ghetto Tagalongs

When one takes an oreo or any similar cookie treat, separates the two sides, slabs some peanut butter on one side, assembles the cookie and then proceeds to eat. Thus making a delicious snack for anyone with the munchies on a budget.

"Ey maine i seent that girl scout cookie box over there let me get some..
"Nah maine those be ghetto tagalongs you know we aint got no money....shoo my mom made those to cheat out those hoes...

by MuchMasterMunchie October 5, 2009

tagalong

someone who follows and joins you

boy: omg there is the tagalong kaiden

girl: look behind us!
tagalong: hey guys!
boy and girl: go away you tagalong!

by sheppyboy123 October 26, 2017