tallywacker

A bloke with an enormous penis which he is able to swing over his shoulder. See also see www.tallywacker.co.uk

Man, look at the tallywacker on him - im gonna go jump off a cliff

by Batman September 05, 2003

tallywacker

a freaking bad word to use when you really mean zipper.

ms. shoutz told us to make sure our tallywackers weren't showing.

by YouScreamLikeAGirl March 16, 2005

tallywacker

tallee-wack-r
a mischievous child, usually a boy

That little tallywacker set my car on fire.

by Hikoo October 08, 2003

tallywacker

A person who wears white shoes.

"Get outta here! You're not a tallywacker."

by xavier February 06, 2005

tallywack

To jack off.

Also known as: slippin' the fishy, spanking it, choking the monkey, cranking the pecker, or teaching the one-eyed china man how to dance.

"Please, tallywack me darlin.'"

by Poke My Poker April 14, 2004

tallywacking

The common act of shaking ones male reproductive organ to remove the last few drops of urine after a trip to the bathroom

‘John are you nearly finished on the loo’
‘Ill be right out steve, im just finishing tallywacking’

by LJP corp April 08, 2021

Tallywacker

A Penis

All me have a tallywacker

by Mrmetaknight875345 January 06, 2016