by ryan g g January 17, 2009
by Cartmansp May 24, 2004
Satan reincarnated into tortilla chips. I can practically feel the sensation of my asshole burning all over again. I sat on the toilet in tears for 2 whole hours. I could feel the bowl quaking beneath me as the Takis I ate this morning spilled out of me like a brown waterfall. It burned. Oh, it burned. It took everything within me not to scream bloody murder. I was shaking upon the seat of my toilet. I bit my lip until it bled. I felt as if a mischief of rats had climbed into my asshole and begun consuming my anus tissue. I’m so grateful to have made it out alive. Unfortunately, I can’t say the same for my dear toilet. A life was lost tonight at the hands of cheese and chili pepper Takis. My dear toilet, may you always be remembered. You were a real one. You put up with all of my shit, and it truly saddens me to see you go like this.
Person 1: “Damn man, you look rough.”
Person 2: “I ate Takis last night and was up until the ass crack of dawn shitting my brains out.”
Person 2: “I ate Takis last night and was up until the ass crack of dawn shitting my brains out.”
by Ipeedonthecat March 15, 2020
A spicy corn chip snack made by Bimbo. It is best known for the purple bag variety. Also known as: the greatest snack on the planet
by DrxwsBoo February 02, 2014
The opposite of a selfie. When you 'take' a picture of someone else for your own personal social media uses.
Person 1: Selfie!
Person 2: Nah, I look ratchet today. Takie!
*Person proceeds to take photo of Person 1, then uploads to instagram*
Person 2: Nah, I look ratchet today. Takie!
*Person proceeds to take photo of Person 1, then uploads to instagram*
by ReezyRazkal December 12, 2014
Man: Why were you sourounded by everyone in the cafeteria?
Other Man: I had Takis and wveryone wanted them.
Other Man: I had Takis and wveryone wanted them.
by NewIdoitoticMan February 23, 2020
A South African Cisco specialist that adores people with sleeveless shirts also know as "Boksburg relationship counseling.
by koosiekaas February 24, 2021