Takis

Hot Chili Pepper & Lemon Flavored Rolled Corn Tortilla Minis

takis tortialla w/ guacamole, salsa brava fajita

by ryan g g January 17, 2009

taki

A female character in Soul Calibur who has jiggly boobs that move like sacks of pudding.

Guy 1: Damn did you see Taki's titties jiggle?
Guy 2: *drools*

by Cartmansp May 24, 2004

Takis

Satan reincarnated into tortilla chips. I can practically feel the sensation of my asshole burning all over again. I sat on the toilet in tears for 2 whole hours. I could feel the bowl quaking beneath me as the Takis I ate this morning spilled out of me like a brown waterfall. It burned. Oh, it burned. It took everything within me not to scream bloody murder. I was shaking upon the seat of my toilet. I bit my lip until it bled. I felt as if a mischief of rats had climbed into my asshole and begun consuming my anus tissue. I’m so grateful to have made it out alive. Unfortunately, I can’t say the same for my dear toilet. A life was lost tonight at the hands of cheese and chili pepper Takis. My dear toilet, may you always be remembered. You were a real one. You put up with all of my shit, and it truly saddens me to see you go like this.

Person 1: “Damn man, you look rough.”
Person 2: “I ate Takis last night and was up until the ass crack of dawn shitting my brains out.”

by Ipeedonthecat March 14, 2020

Takis

A spicy corn chip snack made by Bimbo. It is best known for the purple bag variety. Also known as: the greatest snack on the planet

"whats are takis?"
"they're like little cheetos"
"I'd like to taki to you on the phone"

by DrxwsBoo February 2, 2014

Takie

The opposite of a selfie. When you 'take' a picture of someone else for your own personal social media uses.

Person 1: Selfie!

Person 2: Nah, I look ratchet today. Takie!

*Person proceeds to take photo of Person 1, then uploads to instagram*

by ReezyRazkal December 13, 2014

Takis

takis are spicy chips that kids love so they will souround the lunch table asking for the chips

Man: Why were you sourounded by everyone in the cafeteria?

Other Man: I had Takis and wveryone wanted them.

by NewIdoitoticMan February 23, 2020

A-Takie

A South African Cisco specialist that adores people with sleeveless shirts also know as "Boksburg relationship counseling.

I had A-Takie today so my networking is amazing, still love my sister though.

by koosiekaas February 23, 2021