Chinese Takeout

When a person is forcefully removed from an airplane and gotten beaten up in the process due to the airplane being overbooked.

Janna: What happened to Jim on his flight?
Bob: He was severed Chinese takeout.

by tastybiscuits April 20, 2017

chinese takeout

The act of taking off a used condom, tying it up, and placing it into your chick's purse so she'll find it the next morning.

"i give my girl chinese takeouts..it's my little way of saying thanks."

by Travis Urban August 2, 2006

The Spammer's Takeout

thespammerstakeout.tk
The Spammer's Takeout, a group that has dedicated their lives to combating spammers and crackers.
They offer free security on forums, and train hackers to work for them(free of course).
The main goal of The Spammer's Takeout, is to show the world that hackers are the good guys and the crackers are the bad ones. They have a lot of stuff in the Anti-Spam Resources, they even show how you can prevent your forums from being cracked.

If someone keeps spamming your forum, The Spammer's Takeout will protect your forum, and stop the spammer. Mabye even get him put in jail.

by Tomba September 6, 2008

Diarrhea Takeout

The most vicious diarrhea caused by Chinese takeout food. Symptoms that show Diarrhea Takeout include eating takeout, burning of the anus, yellowish colored puss and blood seeping from the anal cavity, and itching of the rectum. If you are one of the 30 that manage to make it to the toilet in time, you will be able to compare the experience to anal childbirth and wiping your ass with sandpaper. Side affects may include nausea, loss of appetite, inability to sit properly, and blackouts due to loss of body mass, involuntary fainting, and dehydration.

Why is Joe in the hospital is he okay?
He had Diarrhea Takeout, the doctors said he should make it.

by ThisHurts October 16, 2011

Chinese takeout

When you put a whole bag of jellybeans up your ass and let an asian, preferably a midget, eat them out with chopsticks.

I'm in the mood for some Chinese takeout tonight.

by Rude Dude December 15, 2019

takeout

Taking a stripper home (or to your place or hotel) after her shift at the strip club for some nookie. Can either be paid or unpaid. Unpaid is always better.

After she gave him some lapdances, she offered him takeout at her place.

by CK November 6, 2004

takeout queen

An annoying transsexual male who enjoys "taking-out" or exposing her penis, often with pompousness and pretentiousness.

That takeout queen posted another irritating video of her substandard cock.

by J dub deuces January 19, 2017