TAF

Rumour has it that the tightest man on earth lives in Seaham, England and is known locally as TAF (TIGHT AS FUCK) ✊✊✊

OH LOOK ITS TAF CHECK YOUR CHANGE HE'S PROBABLY GIVEN YOU A TROLLY TOKEN 👀👀👀

by BOB136882 September 16, 2020

TAF

Tired as fuck

"Jamey wore me out in bed last night. I'm TAF!"

by TwoTats November 17, 2015

TAF

1.)An acronym meaning Take A Fifth
2.)To take a fifth of alcohol, preferably Bacardi 151

Tate: "Yo pat, TAF! "
Patrick: "Will do!"

by Tate and Pat November 04, 2005

tafs

1. Take a fucking seat. Meaning that a person just got embarrassed or shut down and should take a seat (usually used in a chat ).

gg loser tafs.

tafs, you just got taken to the cleaner son.

by Pedro Sosa October 05, 2010

taf

fat spelled backwards, used for someone that's fat or eats a lot

fat kid: whats up guys?
me:sup taf
fat kid: STOP CALLING ME TAF GOD DAMNIT *eats a bag of doritos"
me: ....fuckin taf

by pcs d#4 June 03, 2007

TAF

Trick ass fucker; Someone who can rarely be taken serious, is always cracking jokes, and is extremely sarcastic. This person has high levels of trickery and fuckery. 12/10 will make you laugh. Sometimes it’s hard to tell if they’re being serious or not.

Jon: omg she is always cracking jokes and saying stupid shit to make us laugh.
Carl: yeah bro, she is such a TAF.

by NKDNKA April 13, 2021

TAF

The actual fuck...

TAF this is bananas

by marlord November 14, 2015