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taco salad 

Unshaven female pubic hair, especially that which is abnormally thick and full.
Dude don't go down on that, she has taco salad.
taco salad by equis.zero May 24, 2007

taco salad 

"Dude, dis you just say that you like Phish?"
"Yeah, but just so I can get some taco salad."
taco salad by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

taco salad 

Where you eatin a girls ass and she shits in your mouth then you chew it up (ground beef) and spit it in her pussy then you fuck the pussy and cum all over it(sour cream)then eat it all back up
wow i gave sally the taco salad she said it looked delicious
taco salad by Brandon Hell June 7, 2007

Taco Salad 

The act of using salad dressing (or any oil based food) as lube for anal sex.
Ardis couldnt find any lube, so she grabbed some ranch dressing, and Jeff gave her a Taco Salad.
Taco Salad by Joe Smith April 15, 2005

Taco Salad 

Who needs a cucumber salad when you can have a taco salad with extra sauce!
Taco Salad by Fiddlerchik8me August 8, 2021

taco salad mad

The ultimate level of a woman being pissed off, too the point of being psychotically crazy. Happens when a certain hamburger chain runs out of chili for the taco salad and all they wanted was a taco salad. People have been killed for this reason
Z: "Dude, was she pissed?"
N: "Yeah, mad . . . "
Z: "How mad? taco salad mad?
N: "Yeah, she was taco salad mad?