Taco Salad

When someone gets a fucking taco, and fucking shoves it into a fucking bowl of salad.

Do you want a fucking taco salad.

by williamazing12 February 22, 2017

Taco Salad

A party (or when you go out to a bar) and there is an unusually large amount of women (taco).

It's the opposite of a sausage fest.

Hey man you really should come out tonight, it's a real taco salad out here. Chances of getting some pink taco are looking good.

by ROID R4GE February 18, 2010

Taco Salad

When you had taco's the previous night and you ate all the shells but there is still left over lettuce,beef,salsa and other items which you then turn into a salad.

Lily: Hey whats in the microwave?
Anthony: Oh just some mince.
Lily: For some more tacos?
Anthony: Nah we are out of shells, I am just having some Taco Salad

by Lgl4life October 1, 2014

Taco Salad

The feminine form of tea-bagging. To taco salad someone.

Nancy gave Jimmy a taco salad, asserting her dominance.

by menandore February 26, 2013

Taco Salad

The act of using salad dressing (or any oil based food) as lube for anal sex.

Ardis couldnt find any lube, so she grabbed some ranch dressing, and Jeff gave her a Taco Salad.

by Joe Smith April 15, 2005

taco salad mad

The ultimate level of a woman being pissed off, too the point of being psychotically crazy. Happens when a certain hamburger chain runs out of chili for the taco salad and all they wanted was a taco salad. People have been killed for this reason

Z: "Dude, was she pissed?"
N: "Yeah, mad . . . "
Z: "How mad? taco salad mad?
N: "Yeah, she was taco salad mad?

by PantsWrangler June 7, 2007

Texas Taco Salad

Is when you throw up inside your girls vajayjay and you fuck her until your throw up becomes a creamy like substance, then you top it off with your own table cream (semen).

My girl wanted to try something new in bed, so i bust out the Texas Taco Salad on her. She hasnt asked for anything new ever since.

by Taconaire September 14, 2009