I Don't Eat Ass Face

Defined by the comedian Kevin Hart, he explains how a situation is broken up when your partner accidentally slips into the conversation about your personal life and says that you eat her ass amongst other people. thus giving you the "I Don't Eat Ass Face

Terry: Fuck You!

sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"

by BigBrownSmoothie June 12, 2011

I can't feel my face

Originally coined by rapper Ghostface Killah on his Fishscale album in the song Kilo, "I can't feel my face" is when you face numbs after snorting a lot of coke, blow, or yay-yo.

Ghostface Killah lyrics intro to Kilo:
"Yo, Oh, Yo Rae... I can't feel my face...
My heart pounding and shit...
Paranoid as a motherfucker right now, who da fuck? Close da blinds and shit!
Who dat? Captain Kirk?
The fuckaz da stark enterprise n enterprise shit outside or some shit?
..I need some pussy tho I'm ready for a catwoman or somethin...
Fu-fuck it, lets go!"

by Chance Balla October 1, 2008

pussy ain't got no face

A saying held near and dear to those who will fuck anything that walks. Basically means that it's always worth it to beat it up, because no matter how the rest of her looks it's still gonna feel good.

Judd: "Man what in god's name are you doing to that sheep?"
Cletus: "Uh...I was just trying to push it through the fence."
Judd: "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."
Cletus: "Hey man, you know the name of the game. Pussy ain't got no face."
Judd: "Yeah I guess you're right. I got next."

by Nick D August 18, 2004

Don’t waste your face

When playing brass, this phrase means to quit playing so much so you don’t get tired.

“Hey! Quit playing all those scales right before recording. Don’t waste your face!

by IckaBickaBoo April 24, 2025

Don't EVER say that to my face again

When someone says a nono

Garreth: This lane is nice and cool
Ginger Ale: Yes this lane is nice and cool
Garreth: Don't EVER say that to my face again

by I like BURDZ October 22, 2018

I can't believe it's not but-her face.

When a person has a killer hot body but person's face isn't even good enough to be a butter face.

Ed: She's got a serious body on her but she's got the worst case of but-her face I've ever seen

Dave: Dude, she's got an I can't believe it's not but-her face.

by hcd631 June 29, 2011

Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Something you say to your kids when your driving somewhere and they're irritating you.

Kids: fighting in back seat*

Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Kids: Silent*

by Trey Steroid October 21, 2010