SwuM

A lofi god whose w a v y beats reign supreme over any organized sound in the known cosmos.

SwuM better fucking drop an EP soon.

by SwuM October 11, 2016

Swum

the word you use when you don't know if swam is a word

I swum to that wall

by Fuckerpunch June 07, 2015

Swummed

When data hoe swallows.

She swummed my cum.

by Nate Leavitt September 16, 2016

swum the tiber

Slang meaning, "converted to Roman Catholicism." The Tiber being a river that runs through Rome and thus "swimming" over to the Vatican side.

Guy#1: I've never seen you before, Are you new to this Church?

Guy#2: Yes, I've just recently swum the Tiber.

Guy#1: Oh, congrats, what were you before?

Guy#2: Anglican.

by McCloskey April 07, 2011

Swum

To swum at a person or to be swum; it is a swear word. Swum means that you are either an idiot or just plain annoying.

Fred: OMG THE WATER'S WET!
Bob: What a swum.

Boss/Paul: FINISH YOUR WORK BY YESTERDAY!
Robby: Dude, he's totally swumming me.
Bob: I know dude, totally.

Ted: Yeah, he swumed her so much.
Lary: Really? I had no idea. I thought she really liked him.
Bob: No, he was such a swum.

Craig: OMG! I LOVE CAKE!
Bob: What a swummer!
Paul: I know. He's such an idiot he should be doing his work!

by MadThree April 12, 2011

swum

society wont understand me.

"This is why i feel swum."

by persswaddde3 November 20, 2020

swumming

The ejaculatory process while swimming in a pool or body of water.

John likes to go swumming at the beach late at night.

by 6969yourmom July 08, 2017