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swording

to enter a the female form with such vigour and ferocity it feels like shes been penetrated with a 3 foot long steel samurai
"oh my gosh, i pulled this beast of man who took me back to his place and gave me a swording i'll never forget!"
by peter bamford May 22, 2006
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dual swording

The act of using two swords in a sword fight. Often times, you have to be generally skilled in order to participate in dual swording. (Unless you want to stab yourself in the chest.)
1. You should of seen that guy; he was dual swording like a pro!
by Sir Terry May 5, 2014
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Swording the Wall

When a man is having intercourse in doggy style (vaginal or anal). Right before his moment of release he pulls out and spreads the females ass cheeks open and climaxes in the middle. Then he places his slowly softening penis in the middle and proceeds to spread up and down.
Brandon: Hey! Dude last night I was having some rough sex and was totally swording the wall. Her cheeks were stuck together all night!

Tyler: Nice.
by lilman33 October 25, 2011
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Swordgasam

When a person gains so much pleasure and joy by looking at, holding, using, and/or cleaning a sword. It's basically a mental explosion of love for swords and wanting to start a collection.
Oh my gosh, I just saw this beautifully detailed sword online and had a Swordgasam because of it.

I just received a sword in the mail that I ordered online, when I touched it for the first time I got a Swordgasam.
by WeirdlyObsessedGirl August 18, 2016
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Snordinary

This party is so snordinary, I need to leave.
Today is so snordinary.
James Blunt? Snordinary.
by tenofdiamonds December 16, 2016
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shordinary

A merger of shit & ordinary; A very uninspiring & and unappealing degree of ordinary.
Oh man, the weather today was so shordinary wasn’t it!
by Urbanworder73 February 27, 2020
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Soriginal

A word of astonishment, commonly used in singing to compliment ones voice. A very powerful word.
Wow, your voice is soriginal!
by Jоey June 19, 2024
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