when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.
by the-chronic-hygenic February 23, 2011
by Tristan Schofield April 30, 2004
When you take your hand and swish it upward (or downward) someone's ass crack to cause them to jump. In a credit card swiping motion.
by Swanksterama November 4, 2003
by chavo190 August 1, 2011
by Lewis Ebersole January 31, 2008
The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!
by Fridgemusa February 20, 2006
the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole
by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022