I don't swing that way

basically saying you don't do something. More often than not, it's to clairfy about your sexual orientation, but down here, it's more of a "that ain't my thing" deal.

Wanna smoke?
Nah man, I don't swing that way.

by Candice February 27, 2004

don't swing that way

A phrase one uses when they don't want to or don't like doing a certain thing.

Mel: Damn check out Rick's nice ass
Bob: Uhh no thanks, I don't swing that way
Mel: You did last year with Mike
Bob: Shh, only that once...


Kevin: Hey Tom, We're going to tax shit from Wal-Mart, wanna come?
Tom: Sorry dude, i don't swing that way.
Kevin: Pussy
Tom: Mm Pussy, i DO swing THAT way.

by Sex, drugs & dora-the-explorer October 21, 2008

I dont swing that way

A response used to say you're not homosexual without just saying you're not gay/lesbian.

Lesbian: I confess my love to you! Please marry me!!!
Straight Girl: Uh, I'm flattered but I dont swing that way.
Lesbian: Noodles are straight until they're wet...

by Daviddv0601 August 6, 2019

i don't swing that way

How to decline advice from a golf pro.

Golf pro: "You might want to consider following through more."

Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"

by SteveSorensen June 23, 2006

I can swing that

I can handle that; I am able of doing that

Maggie: “I need you to go by the grocery store on the way home.”
Emma: “Sure, I can swing that.”

by greatvaluemilk September 15, 2021

I don't swing that way

Meaning you not gay and never will be.

1st Guy: hey wanna go on a date?
2nd Guy: Man Fuck that shit i dont swing that way.

by Dead Leprechaun October 11, 2004

dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat

it's uvula but cardi dropped out of school

The small piece of soft tissue dangling over the tongue is the dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat

by anonymous September 15, 2020