Swifties 

A game that consists of jerking off as many times as you can in one hour. It is often played competitively when in High school or College but can also be played solo against your own personal record. It is generally based on the honor system but use of officials to judge and the requirement of evidence is not unheard of.

Teacher: So class, what did you do over the Christmas Break?

Student 1: Swifties 4! A new personal record

Student 2: Seriously?! 4 wow I barely got 3

Teacher: What are you guys talking about, what is Swifties?

Student 1: Uhh....it's a new video game

Swifties by Tvan12 December 4, 2009

Swifties 

Consists of some racist and pathetic white stans of Taylor Swift. Obviously not all of them are like this, but many are. It’s concerning. The non-racist and non-pathetic swifties are the nicest and most funny crackheads. Fuck the other big majority tho. Learn what respect is, will help you a lot in life.

Swifties unprovoked mocked another artist again, while the nice ones were enjoying Taylor’s music, as they should.

Swifties by RealityCheck1.0 November 7, 2020

Swifties 

A cult member to the world's most unethical singer.

Swifties will drink almond milk out a wine glass, shout uncontrollably for no reason and will engage in other terrifying acts.

Swifties by Birdah January 24, 2024

swifties 

most annoying fandom in the fandoms history

swifties are so miserable

swifties by realbitchesdictionary.com May 23, 2024

swifties 

the exact defintions of people in the music fandom that need to be put in a mental assylum

Swifties need pysical help and are fucking demons

swifties by 💎~Rashine~🤍 June 17, 2024

Swifties 

The die-hard fans of Taylor swift.
Probably the reason half the internet hates Taylor swift. Annoying fans that see Taylor swift as the one above all others. Can most likely be spotted arguing with a fan of another artist.

Swifties: What are you listening to?
You: Red by Taylor swift

Swiftied: No Taylor’s version? If you don’t listen to her version she doesn’t get money!
You: Doesn’t she have enough money?
Swifties: No >:(
You: …

Swifties by EIKOOP_YM33P August 19, 2024

Swifties 

The biggest glazers to ever exist.

Swifties are really annoying.

Swifties by DillionDog September 26, 2025