A game that consists of jerking off as many times as you can in one hour. It is often played competitively when in High school or College but can also be played solo against your own personal record. It is generally based on the honor system but use of officials to judge and the requirement of evidence is not unheard of.
Teacher: So class, what did you do over the Christmas Break?
Student 1: Swifties 4! A new personal record
Student 2: Seriously?! 4 wow I barely got 3
Teacher: What are you guys talking about, what is Swifties?
Student 1: Uhh....it's a new video game
Student 1: Swifties 4! A new personal record
Student 2: Seriously?! 4 wow I barely got 3
Teacher: What are you guys talking about, what is Swifties?
Student 1: Uhh....it's a new video game
by Tvan12 December 4, 2009
Get the Swifties mug.Consists of some racist and pathetic white stans of Taylor Swift. Obviously not all of them are like this, but many are. It’s concerning. The non-racist and non-pathetic swifties are the nicest and most funny crackheads. Fuck the other big majority tho. Learn what respect is, will help you a lot in life.
Swifties unprovoked mocked another artist again, while the nice ones were enjoying Taylor’s music, as they should.
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Swifties will drink almond milk out a wine glass, shout uncontrollably for no reason and will engage in other terrifying acts.
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Probably the reason half the internet hates Taylor swift. Annoying fans that see Taylor swift as the one above all others. Can most likely be spotted arguing with a fan of another artist.
Probably the reason half the internet hates Taylor swift. Annoying fans that see Taylor swift as the one above all others. Can most likely be spotted arguing with a fan of another artist.
Swifties: What are you listening to?
You: Red by Taylor swift
Swiftied: No Taylor’s version? If you don’t listen to her version she doesn’t get money!
You: Doesn’t she have enough money?
Swifties: No >:(
You: …
You: Red by Taylor swift
Swiftied: No Taylor’s version? If you don’t listen to her version she doesn’t get money!
You: Doesn’t she have enough money?
Swifties: No >:(
You: …
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