Sweater skill

A sweater skill is a common skill you'd rather have and not need, than need and not have.

P1: Why should I learn how to change a car tire?
P2: It's a sweater skill.

by the abusement park May 2, 2022

Sweater Swag

to wear exotic knit sweaters, preferably from the 1990's, with extreme levels of confidence. It also helps your Sweater Swag if you consider yourself to be too Hipster to be Hipster.
Also it helps to know what team your playing for, LFRT.

Oh man!! That guy has hella Sweater Swag!! He's just just beatin' all the ladies away.

by THE BOSS OF YOSEMITE December 4, 2011

sweater scuds

Large pointy breasts, resembling scud missiles

Look how far out those big tits are. Them's a couple of sweater scuds!

by HarryTBags January 19, 2011

sweater sausages

Boobs. Lung protectors, jello molds, double lattes, bald commuters, mre's, whoopie cushions, frontal lobes, juggies, ....

Q: 2nd funniest name for boobs?
A: Sweater sausages

by vk31337 May 3, 2011

sweater september

sweater september is when you give your sweater to someone who asks or it for the entire month of september

bro its sweater september hide your sweaters

by aaatraps November 22, 2019

Sweater Swaggin'

to wear exotic knit sweaters, preferably from the 1990's, with extreme levels of confidence. (To exclude any and all turtle necks). Usually acquired from thrift stores, or unconscious homeless.

Did you see Micah's sweet knit sweater? He was sweater swaggin' hard!

You missed out, we were sweater swaggin' it up at the bar last night.

by steaz with ease November 17, 2011

sweater sweat

The sweat you got from a sweater in the heat.

Guy 1: It’s fucking hot in here dude.
Guy 2: Well take off your sweater you shitbag!
Guy 1: Dude, I got sweater sweat!
Guy 2: Nice.

by Fucking Nig- July 19, 2018