swashbuckling 

The act of child molestation, in most cases involving a large sea-farring man and his extraordinary member.

"Oh damn look at that handsome piece of ass swashbuckling my son....Awesome!"

swashbuckling by Cock washer February 15, 2008

Swashbuckling 

The act of performing sexual activities with a toilet brush

Man, that chick is totally into swashbuckling!

Swashbuckling by kingactond July 18, 2017

swashbuckling 

thinking about spicy things at inappropriate times

man i’m swashbuckling….
why is this an issue?

i’m at grandmas bingo game

swashbuckling by 12037492 April 24, 2022

Swashbuckling 

When someone gives you oral sex and gargles your semen.

I met this girl at the bar last night and it turns out she was really into swashbuckling.

Swashbuckling by Adena Marie October 10, 2023

Swashbuckling Whore 

A type of woman who likes to pick up illegals outside of Home Depot and trick them into "fixing a leaky faucet." Also enjoy homeless single dads and puts their claim of "will work for food" to the test. Will occasionally make wild claims about burritos for her own sick pleasure. Also known as the Twaffle, Twaffzilla or TWilley, as in TWilley gonna getcha.

That swashbuckling whore took another homeless dude back to her place.

Swashbuckling Whore by burritokenny August 22, 2012

swashbuckling ass 

the act of pirating ass

I went to the mall with hopes of swashbuckling ass.

swashbuckling ass by ksphikapBJ July 28, 2006

swashbuckling thunder cunt 

1.One of two cunts swordfighting, with thighs bigger than a house
2.The common name for a cat

"You are such a swashbuckling thunder cunt."

swashbuckling thunder cunt by dadmenow December 1, 2017