by NWTF April 2, 2008
Surprise sex is the same as rape except you can't get in trouble. The word "Surprise" must be stated before the act.
Disclaimer: There is no guarantee that this will hold up in the court of law.
Disclaimer: There is no guarantee that this will hold up in the court of law.
Surprise, bitch!! 'Hope you like Surprise Sex.
by TheRealCK May 9, 2011
by poopsmith74 December 6, 2012
1. Unannounced and/or forcible sex which ISN'T rape. The kind performed in roleplay, in "dom/sub relationships", and in certain orgy/rock-star-groupie type situations.
2. The old male trick of pulling the penis out of the girl's cunt and slipping it up her shit-hole.
2. The old male trick of pulling the penis out of the girl's cunt and slipping it up her shit-hole.
e.g: you can tell a true "do-me girl" by the fact she can't remember her last fuck which wasn't surprise sex
by su france April 7, 2010
A jokingly term used to describe "Rape" in Adult Japanese Animation Anime i.e. Hentai Manga Doujinshi etc.
A women opens door to her bedroom
a man is on her bed smiling
he grabs her and begins having his way with her
And says surprise sex time!
a man is on her bed smiling
he grabs her and begins having his way with her
And says surprise sex time!
by Shinji Ex April 17, 2011
The best kind of sex. Not rape like previously thought of.
It can be long, but is usually a "quickie," sex done quickly and shameless with your partner!
Surprise sex has been going on for millenia and was quite popular in classical Greece and ancient Rome.
It can be long, but is usually a "quickie," sex done quickly and shameless with your partner!
Surprise sex has been going on for millenia and was quite popular in classical Greece and ancient Rome.
Guy: Hey girl, it's me...guess what?
Girl: What?
Guy: Surprise!!! It's time for some surprise make-up sex! You'll love it! It's my surprise sex for you tonight, baby!
Girl: What?
Guy: Surprise!!! It's time for some surprise make-up sex! You'll love it! It's my surprise sex for you tonight, baby!
by LuffDogDictatesUrbanDictionary January 11, 2010