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Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC)

A devise one must insert into their rectum upon learning the secret of the space-time continuum, whereby the mental energy required to process these thoughts outweighs that of gravity itself; and creates an unstable void in our very universe. The anti-matter suppository capsule combats this with copious amounts of radiation.
*smoking weed alone in basement:

hits large bowl; *thinks about the origins of the universe

*universe begins to impode upon itself
*sticks Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC) in rectum
*all is as it was... except now incredibly high
by xavier wells June 12, 2012
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midol suppository

an imaginary pharmaceutical item that is used to imply a person is being a lame ass, pussy bitch, or suffering from PMS like symptoms.
Tyler: Man Jon is being a big pussy, he says he can't play Halo because his head hurts and he's tired.
Tate: Wow, sounds like he could use a midol suppository for sure.
by midol man May 18, 2013
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signal suppository

n. A driver who accelerates when you signal to change into their lane, even though they have a lot of space to let you in. Very common in Los Angeles driving. Seeing your turn signal, they instinctually step on the gas, and get right up your a**, like a suppository.
I almost had a bad accident because I changed lanes and that signal suppository nearly rammed into me!

It's so hard to change lanes because of these signal suppositories!
by Doctor Science February 20, 2011
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chilean Suppository

The rescue pod used to retrieve the 33 miners in Chile; that resembles a giant suppository.
If I was trapped in a mine, I don't think I could be rescued with the chilean Suppository, I'm too fat.
by superkustom October 15, 2010
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Script Suppository

Generally used by high-level programmers, particularly SAV and DHCP specialists; a place where scripts and code are stored for later use. Can contain injectable code of any type, sometimes used for penetration testing on enterprise systems.
I reached deep into my script suppository and extracted a nugget of VB perfection.
by Kommodore March 20, 2009
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Mexican suppository

Shoving a Carolina Reaper pepper up one's ass. This act will probably not be performed in a sober condition, perhaps on a dare.
Dave got wasted and tried a Mexican suppository last night. He should be out of the hospital in a day or two.
by Huge Assman November 1, 2017
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Cascade suppository challenge

The act of inserting a Cascade tablet up one's ass.
Damn man, I've never been drunk enough to do the Cascade Suppository Challenge!
by J.R. 1 September 24, 2021
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