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Sunday Morning Text

When, after meeting and/or hooking up with someone on a Saturday night and exchanging numbers, you receive a text from them the next morning.
John: Hey man, have you talked to that chick who you hooked up with last night?
Dave: Yeah, she sent me a Sunday morning text, asking me how my hangover was.

Sunday morning streetsweeper 

When you wake up so hung over that while gargling with mouthwash you decide to go ahead and swallow it in order to cure your hangover. Also known as a "Navajo Top Shelf".
There wasn't any alcohol left in the house so I had to resort to a "Sunday morning streetsweeper"

sunday morning girl 

a girl who only looked good saturday night because of the paint roller makeup. sunday morning? shudder
"yeah, she's not hot, she's a sunday morning girl."
sunday morning girl by aravod April 20, 2006

Sunday morning creeper 

Weird creepy pedophiles who get their full-nights rest on saturdays so they can wake up and flirt with hungover teenage boys in breakfast places come morning.
The sunday morning after that girls party, my boyfriend went to breakfast hungover and got hit on by a sunday morning creeper.

Sunday Morning Pussy 

The nasty, unpleasant, musty smell of a girl and her pussy on early Sunday morning after it has been thoroughly fucked on the preceeding Saturday night. Usually eliminated with a good hot shower. This may also apply to other nights and mornings of the weekdepending on lifestyle choices.
Female friend: EWWW! God, Beth, you smell like Sunday Morning Pussy.

Beth: Yeah, I brought Jim home from the club last night, he fucked me real good.

Female friend: Well make sure you take a good hot shower before you go to work!

Sunday Morning Syndrome 

Painful syndrome in which you wake up suffering physically in some way from the incredible night which preceded it.
Man, he was HUGE. I've got Sunday Morning Syndrome like you wouldn't believe.