Suck My Dick

Pretty much You have been commanded from a man to give you a blow job.

Suck my dick bitch, I want it deep throat

by Street 69 Freak(Kiwi) June 18, 2005

Suck my dick

An order to suck on the said person's penis (dick).

Pimp: "I told you to suck my dick!"
Ho: "Okay."

by John B Smith October 19, 2006

suck my dick

1.another way to tell a person to fuck off. 2. or it is used to tell a chick that you want her to PUT THE PENIS IN DA MOUTH

1.if someone asks you to do something and u dont wanna tell them suck my dick. 2. OPEN WIDE

by kissably_me October 16, 2007

suck my dick

One of the most common phrases you will hear in a gangster rap album.

When Eazy E was alive, he said "suck my dick" a lot.

by TUDE September 9, 2008

suck my dick

What you say to somone when you want them to give you a felacio a.k.a blowjob

Suck my dick, you cocksucking piece of shit!

by Vivec May 7, 2004

Suck my dick

A very straightforward phrase describing a feeling of apathy and denial towards another person's thoughts or ideas. Although mostly used to express one's lack of care for some sort of argument, it occasionally is a literal command. In addition, it is one of the worst possible comebacks in the English language.

Example 1:

Gay Person: "Yo, I got 'x=3' for question 5."

Normal Person: "Dude, that's wrong. It equals 2."

Gay Person: "Suck my dick."

Normal Person: "I would rather not."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Hey, wanna suck my dick?"

Person 2: "...Jennifer, I think we should break up now."

by Sack of Nuts March 4, 2011

suck my dick

1) When said by a male, he usually wants his you to suck his penis.
2) When said by me, it means you're annoying the fuck out of me, so go away.

1) "Ohhhh baby, suck my dick"
2) "Haha! You're such a moron, suck my dick"

by Blueknightess March 24, 2005