sucka punch

1) to completely unexpectedly hit someone
2) to blindside punch

That cheap shot taking, milk drinking marmalade's sucka punches are likely to cold cock a sucka or two

by James John Smith December 10, 2008

sucka punch

During anal intercourse you punch your partner in the kidney, forcing them to pucker their anus. You then pull out while the anus is puckered and tight, cleaning the shit of your dick.

Hans sucka puched Sven just before he pulled out.

by stick February 18, 2005

Dirty Sanchez with a Raspberry flavoured Suckerpunch

First you take any random girl that has her period, this is important. Now you fuck her in the pussy, and proceed to fisting her really hard. Dont wipe your arm. Then you turn her over and have hard anal-sex. Then just as you are about to cum, stop and spit on her back. She will turn around and you cum in her face, knock her out cold with your red and bloody fist and then you draw a moustache on her.

Man, me and my dad was dealing out Dirty Sanchez with a Raspberry flavoured Suckerpunch all last night

by Kingz March 28, 2008

Albanian suckerpunch

During sex, a man punches his partner in the neck, making her mouth open up, and then he gets a bj.

Penis! wow! albanian suckerpunch

by jdashasf May 24, 2011

Suckerpunch

When a lady friend is sucking your dong and punching your balls simultaneously.

"Hi Billy, how was your night last night?"

"Hi CJ. It went swimmingly! I met up with Mona and she suckerpunched me for, like, an hour. My scrot really hurts today. And my wang is all dried up"

by BillyBonez October 16, 2008

suckerpunch

Verb When your significant other is sucking on your schlong, while simultaneously punching your balls.

Billy: "Man oh man! Last night hurt so good! Mona went to town on me, and the evening culminated in her giving me the sweetest suckerpunch I've ever experienced! My scrot is, like, totally swollen today and I think one of my testes is still lodged in my abdomen."

CJ: "Sweet. That takes more talent than tapping your head while rubbing your belly. For her, not you."

by billybonez October 18, 2008

suckerpunch

Verb When your significant other is sucking on your schlong, while simultaneously punching your balls.

Billy: "Man oh man! Last night hurt so good! Mona went to town on me, and the evening culminated in her giving me the sweetest suckerpunch I've ever experienced! My scrot is, like, totally swollen today and I think one of my testes is still lodged in my abdomen."

CJ: "Sweet. That takes more talent than tapping your head while rubbing your belly. For her, not you."

by billybonez October 22, 2008