Jared from subway

The cause of preteen pregnancy.

I asked for a six inch, but Jared from subway gave me a foot long upgrade for free.

by edubbbz October 10, 2017

Going Subway

When the Subway employee takes to long to take your order or messes up your sandwich so bad that one has no other choice but to Go Subway on that employee.

Rick - {Waiting at the counter for 5 minutes}

Sub employee - May I help you?

Rick - I would like a Cold Cut please.

Sub employee - {After making the Sandwich} What would you like on your BMT sir?

Rick - Listen you dumb BITCH, I waited for 5 fucking minutes only for you to take my order and you fucked that up too... {Continues for many minutes.}

Now thats Going Subway!

by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011

Subway sexists

Such a holy song

Subway sexists is so holy

I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nudesender
You know that i be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist i could go skating
Between thick tighs i am suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocks
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know im fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my juul
I dont actually smoke
Butt i make your bitch choke
Once i give someone i stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know im dropping fire
You can sing my song in the quire
They fall me quacmire
No they dont but at least it rhymes

by Legoiswatchingyou May 10, 2021

subway series

In baseball, when two teams from the same city (usually in different leagues) meet.

Began with the Boston Braves vs. Boston Red Sox. Today it's popular to describe the New York Mets vs. New York Yankees series as the subway series.

by The Sub January 31, 2005

jared from subwayed

to give a kid a foot long

did you hear about tony
no
he got taken int a van at the park and Jared from subwayed

by dickstorm November 18, 2015

Soggy Subway

A Soggy Subway is when you and the lads consensually gang bang a Subway employee/s after their shift. Then you, the lads, and the gang banged Subway employee/s go behind the Subway store and ejaculate on every peice of bread making the store a radioactive biohazard. A Soggy Subway also follows the same rules as a Soggy Biscuit, the last lad to nut in the subway employee/s must shit on their chest/s.

Subway employee: G-day lads, welcome to subway, what would you guys like?
The lads: Do you guys have any Soggy Subways in stock?
Subway employee: Yeah we do, I do. Do you guys want Jerome and Abigail to join in?
The lads: Yes please.
Subway employee: Awsome, my shift ends in an hour. Meet us out the back.
The lads: Lit.

One of the lads: Mate that Soggy Subway was soo good the other night. We nutted on soo many bread loaves there is now a national shortage.

by Harmony's Father May 8, 2023

Subway

The only fast food place in the known universe where the lids don't fit the cups correctly.

They make up for it by making some badass cookies.

Guy 1: Dude! What happened?!

Guy 2: I went to grab my drink from the top and the cup fell to the fucking ground, unleashing the flood gates of the Panama Canal onto my new shoes. At least I got a free Subway cookie out of it.

by ronronson March 12, 2013