YouTube subbing

YouTube subbing is when you take a real conversation with friends and substitute it for watching YouTube videos, usually when someone will be reminded of a YouTube video they want to show you. This inevitably triggers a response video that someone else wants to show them, effectively killing any real conversation. The two videos are likely to be completely unrelated.

Jay: "I'm so glad to see you guys again, it's been almost a year! Let's go to the bar and catch up!"

Eric: "Oh! That reminds me of this YouTube video of this guy that's totally wasted. Here I'll show you."

Corey: "Dude, did you see that one with the guy getting his ass kicked in a street fight?"

Eric: "Hold on, we'll watch that one next."

Jay: "Are you guys YouTube subbing our reunion here?"

Eric: "Oh, you totally gotta see this Subway employee freaking out next."

by Someone Frustrated February 19, 2011

Slubbing

Verb - A unique form of affection that can only be truly demonstrated by an entity normally crippled with anxiety (such as 'possums). "Slubbing" is a completely platonic act of attempting to nuzzle beyond what conventional physics would normally allow, given the normal limitations of two distinct objects occupying the same space at the same time. So, the slubber continuously adjusts the snuggle as if in an attempt to find some glitch allowing them to clip through the slubbee as if reality itself were still in alpha test.

The 'possum has accepted her grape and has been Slubbing her for 20 minutes.

by Ddymus May 11, 2021

Dry Sobbing

When you're really sad and/or heartbroken to the point where you would start crying, but you don't shed any tears.

Ella started dry sobbing into her friend's shoulder.

Karina hugged her friend Joanna as she dry sobbed into her arms.

by ThatFluffyUnicorn March 8, 2016

subbin

when someone is talking shit , shittalking

I heard they was subbin on the snap, im finna run their hands.

by imvginvry January 29, 2018

Sabbing

A form of fake sympathy. You say it to sound like you care, but everyone around you knows you don't.

Jenny: So many guys like me! It's really hard choosing which one I want. This sucks!"

Tiana: "Oh yeah. It must suck having tons of guys liking you. I'm sabbing so hard right now."

by jwowwy January 26, 2014

stubbing your toe

Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.

1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan

by The fictionary June 24, 2014

s0bbing..cat

The best ever tiktoker who probably takes drugs on a daily basis.

ILYSM <33

"Hey, do you know s0bbing..cat?"
"Yes ofc they're amazing!!"

by .pompomz April 13, 2022