Surf

Sexual act. Is a metaphore for engaging in the act of vaginal/clitreral stimmulaton using the erect male member/penis, making the female wet, or indeed the female using the wet vagina to rub/massage/stimulate the unerect penis. The metaphre being the male meber the board, the female the wave. Where penatration/intercourse would be in the ocean, to surf is to ride upon the wetness. This sexual act can be used for forplay or afterplay. Have fun and ride the waves.

''We didn't go all the way, we just surfed.''
''Surfing a really great way to get off while your waiting for your parnter to be - ready.''

by sidhe princess February 17, 2010

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(The video game defintion)
Surfing is the act of sliding across ramps to either gain or maintain a certain speed while in the air.

Person 1: Hey, wanna go surfing in Counter-Strike?
Person 2: Sure!

by LarryTheVegetable42069 August 19, 2020

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v. Having sex with a woman with little or no cleavage.

Dave: "Why did you break up with Liz?".

Mike: "She's as flat as a board. I don't like surfing dude."

by feed the dogs August 05, 2021

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Fuckin' sick ass sport, riding down THE FACE of waves on a fiberglass covered foam board. But has too many posers.

Listen, assholes. Just cause you wear your white O'Neill sweatshirt and cruise on the whitewater once a year and hang out in surfshops every weekend, doesn't mean you're a surfer.

Fucking tards. Posers, and localized fuckwits like Miki Dora ruined the sport.

Still fun though. Just fuck off, posers.

There are ten surf posers for every real surfer.

by Dylan Hamilton April 05, 2005

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