splatty

A bald person.

Look at the/that splatty dude walking this way...

by Ashnorris69 November 15, 2018

Stupittyious

Someone who is like Reallllyyy stupid like someone who could say that their dating someone but they never met them and say it’s a long distance relationship but we all know it’s online dating.

Person: I’m in a relationship you: have u met them? Person: no why? You: no reason but so your online dating then? Person no it’s a long distance relationship! You: no it’s called online dating! Person: NO! You: you’re Stupittyious!!

by Cameron567098 June 28, 2021

Splatty

Used to describe objects(usually food) that have both qualities of being soft and nasty.

John: Bro look at this picture of Al's banana
Hannah: Mmm, lovely banana. Looking splatty.

by Urban S. Pearl March 14, 2022

splatty natty

Natasha’s now decaying body

If this flops ima pull a splatty natty

by boothandbabes March 25, 2022

Stupality

A personality that is stupid.

The guy at Home Depot accidentally drove his wood ljft off a bridge and died. He must've had a serious case of stupality.

by LiquidThyanidePoisoning June 21, 2022

Batty Splatty

The act of ejaculating on a girls ass and smacking the jizz covered ass cheek

met this girl she thicc asf shes asking for a batty splatty

by stem cells July 30, 2019