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Stubbed Toe Jump

Having sex on a coffee table. Banging (stubbing a toe) on the coffee table.
He took me home last night and we took a Stubbed Toe Jump.
by Lily's Bily November 30, 2011
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go commit stub toe

to do the action of unexpectedly causing extreme pain to a toe as a result of impact to inanimate object
jerry hated marty so bad that he wanted him to go commit stub toe *jerry at home* alalalalalal- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by fallboygo October 10, 2021
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I hope you stub your big toe

used by Jacob darling when roll kills him in R6
Jacob:screw you I hope you stub your big toe
roll:fuck you to then
by one baked cunt September 19, 2019
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Who stubbed your toe?

A question that implies someone is in a bad mood
(Toe stubbing is rhe worst pain known to mankind - if someone were to stub your toe they would be causing you great pain)
Person 1: Gosh, you’re grumpy. Who stubbed your toe? i.e. who ruined your day?
Person 2: You
by Maevaghid January 2, 2025
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Stubbing your toe

I hope you start Stubbing your toe, Jimmy.
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