Strip club ammo

Single dollar bills.

My money clip is full of strip club ammo, so bring on the ladies!

Strip club ammo by packyman November 15, 2009

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strip club prices

Ridiculously high drink prices at poser dance clubs and bars. Through these prices and other means, clubs and bars try desperately to create a chic, trendy, Sex-and-the-City-type vibe, but ironically end up mimicking strip clubs (where the captive audience allows a $3.50 beer to be sold for $10).

Establishments charging strip club prices are often home to $20 covers on weeknights, GHB, and enough guidos wearing half-buttoned shiny-colored shirts and gold chains (tangled in sweater vest of chest hair) to start a serious grease fire.

"Hey, how much did you pay for that Bud Light?"

"$10.50"

"Shit, those are some strip club prices"

strip club prices by CityZen4 June 2, 2008

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strip club

overpriced alcohol and burdened, worried, naked single moms

paul ford heavily inspired my definition for strip club.

strip club by chillbill February 26, 2008

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strip club

A place where three types of people frequent. 1.) Single men, these men are usually scattered throughout the club. The more adventurous ones in the front row. Shy ones towards the back 2.) Creepy old men that wouldn't stand a chance with a corpse. These men usually sit in the back with their eyes fixed on one dancer in a blank stare thinking they will "save" the stripper by the end of the night. 3.) Married men, these guys are unhappy with what they have at home and are looking for some excitement. You can find them scattered throughout the club as well but unlike the single men they usually come with plenty of singles looking for a cheap thrill before they have to return home to their less than sexy wife.

I don't blame John for going to the strip club coming home smelling like dirty vanilla his wife is fat as fuck!

strip club by sarah36 October 17, 2014