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ball stretcher

a device encircling the scrotum above the testicles that pushes the testicles away from the body. Most stretchers are made of soft leather, usually pushing the testicles out or down an extra 1-3 inches, but some afficionados can take as much as 10 inches. Lately, also made of heavy metal rings or joined semi-circles. Mostly gay use. Can produce a very erotic sensation both to the testicles and to the testicle cords.
Bob's ball stretcher made his nuts whack agaist his thighs as he walked.
by bill December 25, 2004
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sweater stretchers

look at the sweater stretchers on that lady.
by mister moosecock October 23, 2011
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on a stretcher

an alternative to shook or quaking, however, it’s normally used in the 3rd person, using it for someone who is well known for the thing you’re talking about. You’d use it when you or someone else is either literally or figuratively doing a better job than that person.
“Wow, I’m soo good at math. Albert Einstein is on a stretcher
by imathottie February 21, 2019
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stretchberry

Busted blood vessels in the anus of a male or female caused by frequent anal sex.
Evan's hemrhoid problems were proceded by numerous painful stretchberries.
by WordDr. May 23, 2005
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Streicher

to get insanely drunk an fuck up your life 'cause some retards in a forum told you "Asbach Uralt" (a german schnaps) is the damn thing to go for in the morning
"My girlfriend just left me. I think i'll make the Streicher now."

"My life sucks. I'm going for the Streicher now."
by zentrum March 5, 2009
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Treichler

The famous German Porn Star. Famous for his homosexual pornos (i.e. Callabonghole, Some like it hot;Some like it cold, and together forever or just the night). Worked with his recurring guest star the big Senorita! Changed his name when he came to America, but continued to make world famous pornos secretly. Shisa van Strutenburg! And remember, Treichler will rock your world, and of course, one day return.
Girl: OOOH OOOH OOOH
Boy: Yea, You like that?
Girl: Damn boy, you're almost as good as Treichler
by zoola November 1, 2006
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T Shirt Stretchers

When a woman wears a shirt so tight, her boobs look like they are stretching it. The boobs are then called T Shirt Stretchers.
Daaamn.. Look at those girls T Shirt Stretchers.
by PhillMcRacking27 May 18, 2010
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