Straight Face

Dead Serious.

You are Dumb... Straight Face. I'm not smiling :-/

by Chaptaz July 20, 2009

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Straight-Face

1. Used to describe someone's physical facial expression of seriousness

2. Used at the end of a statement to explain the seriousness of a situation

1. "Dude was posted on the block harbody straight-face yo"

2. "I couldn't even mess wit homegirl, she had sh*t on lock...Straight face yo"

by LaQuaisha Skeetolay March 19, 2006

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straight face

Meaning to keep a "striaght face"during conversation or any type of activity.

Let's ride out to Shawty's crib, I'll sho nuff straight face that bitch.

by Lady Raerae May 11, 2006

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straight face

The act of a male receiving oral intercourse whilst the giving partner does not use their hands in any way. Usually performed by woman with low self-confidence and no gag reflex.

Hey look! That girl Adrian knows is giving everybody straight face!!

by ballsdeep2786 December 9, 2008

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A type of face usually made by online video chatters. This face suggest that masturbation is being had somewhere where you can not see. The suggestion is strong however, and with most people, you know they're really just whacking it down there.

*Video chatting on 4Chan*
*Silent face after silent face*
"God damn... These guys and girls are just their practicing straight faces"

by mrstraightface June 20, 2011

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Straight face gang

They were the ones on that cooking and lifestyle show that came on the news every morning. I always wondered if they were really as serious as they looked and sounded on TV all the time, even when no cameras were pointed at them, or whether they turned into gangsters or vampires at night when there were no cameras looking. You could tell by the way they looked and sounded that they wanted people to take them seriously.

The straight face gang is going to teach people how to live the good life today, and they know everything there is to know about what food goes with what lifestyle.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

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