stoinked

Getting so drunk you become stupid drunk.

Timmy drank so much he was beyond drunk. He reached the level known as stupid drunk. He was stoinked.

shit faced stupid drunk

by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 27, 2014

Storing A Charge

A term created by NorthernLion in episode 339 of his The Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth series. 'To hold in your poop because you're too embarrassed to poop in public.'

'Hey Ryan why'd you look so down?'
'I'm storing a charge right now, pretend I look happy'

by Cocolover96 March 1, 2015

sharon stoning

The art of uncrossing/crossing your legs in front of a audience whilst wearing a skirt or kilt , as demonstrated by Sharon Stones character in the famous scene at the police station

Don't look, but that guy is really sharon stoning me right now

by BeardofSinclair May 25, 2016

Stovinkerator

A stove, oven, sink, and refrigerator all in one convenient device. First seen used by Lily in How I Met Your Mother.

Lily: It's not just a stove. It's a stovinkerator! A stove, oven, sink, and refrigerator all in one. Isn't that futuristic?

Ted: God I hope not.

by PGF♣ October 7, 2008

stoninvention

pronounced sto/nin/ven/tion
An invention/concoction of some kind that was thought of, developed, and assembled all while being under the influence of marijuana

Dude #1: yo...is that a bong made from a 5 gallon water jug?

Dude #2: yea man. thats a stoninvention that me and a few fellas came up with

by theOParmy May 30, 2010

stavin

(stay-vin)

in reference to the burning of blunts, implying huge, properly rolled, high quality, of supreme perfection, and a big fat cherry burning real hot

stave- toke off a stavin blunt

we smoked such a stavin blunt last night, now i have a sore throat

by Therealbluntmaster November 4, 2010

shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.

Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

by Defineurslang August 25, 2015