Low-diversity university in western Wisconsin. Large population of rednecks, deer hunters, students who drink the likes of Beast and Natty ice, over zealous police officers and trucks with "Bush '04" stickers still on the back.
"Where is your son going to college this year?"
"He goes to University of Wisconsin Stout."
by h-dubs December 26, 2005
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something that is strong,someone who is fat, or a skinny old radio dj in denver
Damn that beer is stout! Ralphie May is one stout MFer! I heard that stout guy on the radio the other day and realized he is a moron.
by chris August 25, 2003
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To begin the process of 'being out'. (on your way)
Some Dude: Yo what the fuck are we doing? I though we we're going to smoke?

Another Dude: Werd. We stout.
by smokeabluntington May 13, 2011
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looks like what you might get in the toilet after a particularly heavy night out washed down with a half-cooked kebab (i.e. from any takeaway in town)
tastes like an alcoholic, cold gravy. Consitency can range from watery-Bisto-alike to full-on, all-natural-straight-from-cooked-juices
Is nicer than it sounds, can be used as a better replacement for food than beer, as it takes less to fill you up.
"It's st. paddy's day, so let's go for a pint or two of stout"
- If you're not in Ireland, it's NOT real stout
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
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mane its a phat bitch wit a phat ass or she just look good
damn son that bitch stout

yea son i fucked her last night she stout
by Reg A.K.A Juice August 3, 2005
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Just think of the dumbest, terrets havin, retard. A person who has red-lined their car while going in reverse, and now has to put the car in neutral so he can push it out of the parking spot backwards.
Stout keeps sayin "fuck" cuz he has terrets.

I also know the asshole mentioned above.
by Tyler Mace February 22, 2005
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To be trapped or held hostage in prolonged and circuitous conversation by your boss, impacting workday productivity.
I went to my boss' desk for my 30 minute one-on-one but was stouted and didn't get back to my desk for over an hour.
by JWOW206 February 7, 2010
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