cool story bro no one cares

When your opinion is irrelevant.

hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.

by megsmellslikepineapples September 13, 2016

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

by ferrkk October 12, 2011

Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again

A dickish/sarcastic way of telling someone, after they told you something such as a story, a time they had in there life, etc.etc.etc.

Sleezy: Some guy moved into my neighborhood and they call him Snoop.
Meezy: "Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again."

by ERIKGYOUKNOWHOIBE September 29, 2011

Cool Story Bro

4chan saying commonly used when sayer is listening to someone talk to him and doesn't really care

1. so this one time we were sledding down a hill and we totally got broke
2. Cool Story Bro

by Biohazard357 March 27, 2009

True Story Bro

Used to defend against an impending cool story bro. Usually uttered immediately after the narration of a story or anecdote (for full effect) worth telling, relevant to the conversation, and not an example of tl;dr or faggotry, so that any threat of ownage from jackasses is effectively neutralized. (Often abbreviated as' tsb' when used in text)

Person A: I remember I was stuck in an elevator in freshman year with a claustrophobic chick who was panting the shit out of the elevator. Gave me the heeby jeebies. True story bro.

Person B: ...

by Tyrone24 September 30, 2010

cool story bro

A phrase used to express indifference or boredom to a long or boring conversation.

There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:

1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?

etc.

1) Chad: I ate an apple for breakfast

Angie: Cool story bro.

2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --

Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.

3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum

Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?

by NaziCookieMonster June 27, 2011

Cool story bro

When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.

Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.

Person 2: Cool story bro.

by Thatbrodude August 3, 2016