Matt Stonie

The feeling of being absolutely stoned.

Wanna go to the docks and get super matt stonie?

by Dr. Gill March 1, 2023

Stonie

the worst person you will ever meet.

“i’m bored, let’s go do something.”
“as long as it’s nothing to do with stonie, i’m down.”

by abstractattempt May 30, 2019

Stoneeky

the feelings that one has after consuming a pleasant herbal smoke,tea,etc. + adhd medication.

mental clusterfuck

I'm blankly sitting in front of this laptop feeling all stoneeky and my mind is all clusterfucked with 5,000 really cool ideas and thoughts in my head at one time.

by PaTCheS_the_original March 6, 2011

Matt Stonie

Absolutely demolish something infront of you, derives from the ancient quote "One which does not Matt Stonie'th cannot be a Matt Stonie'ee

"Go on, cheeky Matt Stonie".

by bakerboyo April 20, 2021

stoniness

noun- the traits of a stoner

Tom's rosa rug expressed his blatant stoniness.

by Couch smoker July 6, 2015

stoniest

Being the most stoned person around

I'm the stoniest person at the party.

by mrcashy July 19, 2017

Stonies

People that get high/like weed

Wasssup my stonies! What we smokin today

by Malayaaaa July 22, 2019