owen stoneman

A fat bastardly lizard prick that eats more kfc than Godzilla

The local kfc tan put of chicken must of had an Owen stoneman

by power playa November 23, 2017

stonemaldonado

like stonewalling, but an advanced art where the socratic method is ground to a halt by an artful combination of unneccessary questions, dramatic pauses, and irrelevant personal reflections.

when asked about criminal law, the student paused, then spoke about the escapades of an old friend from el paso, then asked, "but what do you mean by that again?"

by baron von nerdenhausen March 23, 2005

stoneman

Any person of extreme lethargy

The guy was as lazy as Stoneman

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Stone Mason

When someone is very bad at basketball (especially at shooting) and bricks everything.

Bobbio ova dare is a stone mason, he can't shoot for CwAp!

by Rice Cat June 8, 2017

stonemoon

A person who believes they live on the moon. They often say they are high on life and are not aliens.

Yeah, I live on the Moon. My species is Stonemoon.

by abisexualperson May 24, 2022

STONEMAN the Moai

The Talking Moai From the Youtube channel MichaelTheMicrowave

Guy1 Hey dude do you like “STONEMAN the moai?”
Guy2 yeah! MichaelTheMicrowave is my favorite YouTube channel!

by Isaac Pringleton February 25, 2024

Ryan Stoneman

Ryan is a cool guy but has a twisted side. Reeks of bud and preys on insecurities. Unlike his name he isn't much of a rock and can be quite flimsy.

Errrr don't do a Ryan stoneman

by Djdonk November 23, 2021