stitch

stitch is a shorter term in place of the longer phrase of "stupid ass bitch" or "Stupid Bitch". Hence STupid (Ass can be insterted anywhere if need be) then bITCH, ending up with STITCH.
Damn, your mom is a stitch.
by Tony June 15, 2004
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a person who could potentially be a snitch for an undercover creeper opperation
Lindsay: Hey Matt!
Matt: Yes Lindsay?
Lindsay: Watch out for those kids, they are definately STITCHES and should not be trusted.
Matt: Instead of snitches get STITCHES its STITCHES get creepers. Lets get them!
by smithasaurus January 07, 2011
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one who is quiet, mellow, and shy. but once u get to know him, he's the best there is! :D
take a good look at luverboi..but don't look too long...
by Anonymous June 15, 2003
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Issue or problem with someone or something
" so if that was your stitch about not wanting to live here because of Susan, shes moving next month "
by Tawni Lynn April 24, 2007
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Combination of the word "stupid" and "bitch." A stupid bitch.
You're about to get raped, you stitch.
by ksmr May 28, 2010
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Stitch - Someone who habitually glosses over the image of his/her family, friends or workplace when in fact they are a highly dysfunctional bunch.
Girl: Wow, how well prissy she is even as her kids keep clawing at each other!
Boy: Yeah, I noticed that too, what a stitch!
by 4nntt November 18, 2007
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Someone who constantly lies and exaggerates the truth,
count of duke to tell a false story, what a stitch
by david scalia March 11, 2004
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