stitch is a shorter term in place of the longer phrase of "stupid ass bitch" or "Stupid Bitch". Hence STupid (Ass can be insterted anywhere if need be) then bITCH, ending up with STITCH.
Damn, your mom is a stitch.
by Tony June 15, 2004
Lindsay: Hey Matt!
Matt: Yes Lindsay?
Lindsay: Watch out for those kids, they are definately STITCHES and should not be trusted.
Matt: Instead of snitches get STITCHES its STITCHES get creepers. Lets get them!
Matt: Yes Lindsay?
Lindsay: Watch out for those kids, they are definately STITCHES and should not be trusted.
Matt: Instead of snitches get STITCHES its STITCHES get creepers. Lets get them!
by smithasaurus January 07, 2011
by Anonymous June 15, 2003
" so if that was your stitch about not wanting to live here because of Susan, shes moving next month "
by Tawni Lynn April 24, 2007
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Stitch - Someone who habitually glosses over the image of his/her family, friends or workplace when in fact they are a highly dysfunctional bunch.
Girl: Wow, how well prissy she is even as her kids keep clawing at each other!
Boy: Yeah, I noticed that too, what a stitch!
Boy: Yeah, I noticed that too, what a stitch!
by 4nntt November 18, 2007
by david scalia March 11, 2004