A Stewart is known for his trademark fluffy blond hair and blue eyes... Usually armed with a cheeky grin and an arse sculpted by the Gods, he can charm any woman he wants. Often a rugby player, he has a childish but brilliant sense of humour. He is normally amazing in bed due to being very well hung, not to mention experienced... He's partial to a swig of gin every now and again, but will drink anything if it's cheap. Prone to an annual bad haircut, takes months to grow back. Once you've had a Stewart in your life, it's hard to go without.
1. "Oh my god, did you see that teacher? He's a Stewart for sure..."
2. Urgh, look at his hair - he's had a Stewart.
2. Urgh, look at his hair - he's had a Stewart.
by beyoncefan94 February 12, 2011
by I’m definitely not a Stewart September 10, 2020
by Notanotherboredomfixer October 16, 2013
by Emeriche June 29, 2019
Stewart is an extremely sexy man, beautifully tanned, that has a well-toned body that while not having a six-pack is still a good 20 times hotter than Zac Efron. He is kind, caring and loves his Crystal. Made some bad decisions, but now does the best for everyone around him. He is good lookin' with beautiful brown eyes and brown hair.
Stewart often keeps to himself for the sake of not hurting/worrying those around him. With a great love for his Mom Stewart does the best he can for his family, even though he may not particularly like them. Stewart is an exceptional athlete varying his greatness through various sports. Despite hs dislike for children somehow they always became attached to him, somewhat to the discomfort of him.
Overall, amazing personality, gorgeous body, and does the best he can for those he loves.
Stewart often keeps to himself for the sake of not hurting/worrying those around him. With a great love for his Mom Stewart does the best he can for his family, even though he may not particularly like them. Stewart is an exceptional athlete varying his greatness through various sports. Despite hs dislike for children somehow they always became attached to him, somewhat to the discomfort of him.
Overall, amazing personality, gorgeous body, and does the best he can for those he loves.
by Themasterofbeingsarcastic July 22, 2013
A Stewart is great at first, very friendly and chatting. Often flirts with women and makes everyone smile and laugh. But after knowing them for a while the real Stewart starts to show, and he's and asshole.
Stewarts are reckless with girls' hearts and will throw out an "I love you" if it will get him laid. Stewart sucks at time management and lacks the ability to not piss you off, but then again in the moment you'll find him funny and smile but after leaving his presence you realize what an asshole he truly is.
Stewarts are reckless with girls' hearts and will throw out an "I love you" if it will get him laid. Stewart sucks at time management and lacks the ability to not piss you off, but then again in the moment you'll find him funny and smile but after leaving his presence you realize what an asshole he truly is.
Friend 1: Yeah man Rick got blacklisted from Tri-delta after only 3 months of seeing that nice girl.
Friend 2: He must've been a Stewart and was sweet and played her to get laid.
Friend 2: He must've been a Stewart and was sweet and played her to get laid.
by Amelia Samuel September 21, 2019