steved

becoming so enraged that you punch holes in your neighbors wall or break rocks with your bare hands, may also include blacking out.

that foo got steved than a mufucka and punched my mom dude!!

by easy street April 25, 2005

steved

getting drunk and not getting layed

dude, that kid got so steved saturday night. He threw up on the girl he was macking on and went home alone.

by kortneydawn February 26, 2009

Steved

The explanation given when computer soft/hardware has been ineptly installed, programmed or networked and malfunctions on a daily basis and the excuse given to cover is "the problem is not on our side."

Mercedes: I can't print this out I keep getting an error message what do I do?
Royce: Theres nothing you can do the problem is not on our side.
Mercedes: Oh so its been Steved right?

by Executive Snuggles February 29, 2012

Steved

When you are beond whipped by a member of the opposite sex. Your significant other could blow a guy right in front of you and you would apologize to her.

Man, he can't even have girls on his buddy list yet she posts pictures of her hooking up with other guys!? He is SO Steved!

by mr flav July 16, 2008

Steved

to be fucked up beyond relief; utterly mindfucked to the point of no return

Shit man, I was so fucking steved last night I hooked up with that whale from math class.

by Tyleeeeeeeeeer, bra March 30, 2010

Steved

Verb: To get "Steved". To be cheated on by your boyfriend with a friend.

Verb: To get "Steved". To be cheated on by your boyfriend with a friend.

by Steved June 12, 2018

Steved

When you get Wordle in 3 guesses.

Check out my Wordle score today. Steved it.

by Sexy Rexy March 24, 2022