long stemmy green bitches

Celery

Do you have any of those long stemmy green bitches? I want to make a snack.

by veggieman November 6, 2012

Steamy Santa

A highly advanced defecation maneuver where one climbs to the roof of the unsuspecting party’s house, squats over the chimney and takes a shit, leaving excrement plummeting down the chimney. This results in a steamy deuce at the bottom of the living room fireplace. While the maneuver draws it’s name from and is similar to the western tradition of Santa Clause, it tends to draw a negative reaction from the unsuspecting party.

Individual 1: Did you hear Ricky gave Randy Lahey a Steamy Santa?
Individual 2: He did what?
Individual 1: He took a shit down Randy’s chimney leaving a steamy terd in the living room fireplace.

Individual 2: (Nods in approval) ....nice.....

by #RickyShits February 12, 2020

Stemmed the rose

To have anal sex. The "stem" is the penis and the "rose" is the person's anus.

"You guys weren't getting paid to let the dogs babysit the sheep whilst you two stemmed the rose."

by factcurate June 9, 2020

Steamy Dreamy

When someone shits on someone's face while they're asleep.

"Yo, we should give Zane a steamy dreamy while he's out!"
"That's a great idea Sensei Wu!"

by SillyNinjagoFan69 November 23, 2019

Stemme

A word derived from the words stud and femme used in the lesbian community to describe a woman who is boyish but in a very feminine way. Stemmes usually dress more feminine than their stud counterparts but are more butch than their femme counterparts.

Stemme, however, may be descriptive of how much emotionality and sensitivity a lesbian has versus how they choose to dress.

Stemme falls under the concept of androgyny as does stud, futch (a femme whose a bit butch), butch, soft butch, etc...

As far as femininity goes:

Femme>Stemme>Futch>Soft Butch> Stud

That stemme thinks she's so fly in her eyeliner, faux hawk and cons.

by KillaK September 6, 2012

Steamy Pete

To pop the hood of a parked car and defecate on the engine block. The next time the owner starts their car, they will be greeted with the sweet smell of hot feces.

I heard Lindsay had to take her car in to the shop again because Charles stank it up with a Steamy Pete.

by ah my chest my bloody chest July 22, 2012

stemmin'

The act of a homeless person, opiate or crack addict standing in a major intersection (during red lights) with an empty plastic drink cup asking each car waiting at the light for money.

The change stays in the cup and the bills are put somewhere else.

"I do like $75 day stemmin' at the highway intersection" Really? I make more at Broadway and Main. Sometimes 2 hondos! I'm gonna buy me some K2 and not have to share it this time! Total tax free! Feelin' me bro?

by Cutchacokoff November 17, 2018