Steiner

A tiny, overexcited being that will ruin the most perfect of days.

"My day was perfect until I encountered a Steiner."

"Oh fuck, a steiner. RUN!"

by Sharudith November 13, 2007

steiner

A piece of fecal matter that feels and/or looks like Scott Steiner's arm exiting the asshole bicep first while clenching a solid fist at the end. Also known as a Big Poppa Dump.

I try not to take immodium for fear of the massive steiner I will have to deal with days later.

by roejoebuck December 3, 2014

Steiner

A main structural pillar used to hold something up.

If you remove that Steiner the whole building will collapse.

by Nordic Stevo October 20, 2021

Steiner

When you place your thumb on the rim of your ass while jacking a good one off.

Bruhhh I just Steinered everywhere

by BiggieCock May 9, 2021

steiner

A person who augments his or her life/lifestyle by shoplifting items from stores. Steiner's are not professional shoplifters but a person or small group of persons who like getting things for free.

John is a Steiner. He's one of us.

by mr steiner August 3, 2024

Steiner

used to mean anything of negative connotation

"You stupid steiner" Or "You're a steiner" or you could just yell "steiner" at someone

by Jukesjamper March 1, 2025

Steiner

Steiner is a ubiquitous word that can mean anything that the sayer wants. It is much like the variety in swear words. Though Steiner is a safe word to use around family, the sayer can change the tone, tense and declension of the word (I.E. Steinerer, Steinerous,Steinering) to give it a rather offensive sound.

Usage

Steiner most of the time refers to a person or persons, but in rare occasions can be used as an exclamation both directed at someone.

“Wow, that girl sure is quite the Steiner once you get to know her.”

“You’re quite the Steiner, sir”

“You sure are a Steinerous host”

by The Lord Fried March 1, 2025