Steelie's

Slang name for the outstandingly flavorful malt beverage, Steel Reserve 211. Comes in 12 oz. cans, 24 oz. cans(Tall cans), and 40 oz. Why is Steel Reserve worshipped by so many? It's inexpensive, doesn't taste too bad, and gets you drunk twice as fast as normal beer does due to it's 8.1% alcohol content.

"Let's grab a few tall cans of Steelie's from Tower Mart and get smashed in the parking lot of Rainbow market."

by Spooni-D July 14, 2006

steelies

punk/skinhead slang: steel toed boots.

Your lucky you were wearing steelies otherwise youd be minus 5 toes.

by Sir Loin September 17, 2005

Steely

Is a hardcore person who is not afraid of doing things others won't. Is mentally strong!

Jane is steely, she went and asked HIM out

by Little bean February 25, 2017

Steely

Someone who has one nut and gets a replacement nut made out of metal

Sam is a steely

by Chong69 September 6, 2020

Steely Dan

(1) proper name of a steam powered dildo from the novel "Naked Lunch" by William S. Burroughs.

(2) jazzy rock band from the 70's, most of whom's subtle lyrics are about heavy heavy drug use, ludacrus sex and suicide. curiously, a favorite of house wives everywhere for their soft tones and smooth vocals.

by G July 21, 2003

steely dan

n.
1) Large Metal Dildo
2) Jazz/Rock group, often considered to be an actual person by retarded people.

1) Mary is strapping on a rubber penis: "Steely Dan III from Yokohama," she says, caressing the shaft.
2) "That Steely Dan guy is awesome, I love all his albums"

by C:\>213\ February 12, 2006

Steely McMichaels

A beneficent and God-pleasing act that requires at least one sorostitute (able bodied is a must - an amputee would be too cruel) and one tall frosty can of Steel Reserve. Merely lead the cock hungry whore (i.e. the sorostitute) into your bedroom or the back of your van, wherever you normally do this stuff, and proceed to penetrate her vigorously. After she is good and moist from some heavy duty fucking, pull out of her gaping vagina and immediately enter her gaping rectum. Since she is a lowly whore, she will expect this move as lovemaking's natural progression. But here's where you surprise the bitch: upon reaching climax, pull out once more and nut all over her back, but aim your shooting sperm arc so most of it gets in her stylish hairdo. As she contemplates the piss poor state of her life, you perform the coup de grace by shot gunning the Steel Reserve and pouring the undrinkable trickles on her cum gummed head. If and only if she really deserve this last part, then go ahead and: place one palm under her chin for leverage while smashing the empty can down on the top of her skull, thus crushing the can and whatever fleeting scraps of dignity she may have had left.

Hey I heard your slutty sister likes to get the Steely McMichaels, but she requests the skull can crunch! She must have suffered some trauma that links her arousal with pain and humiliation. Too bad.

by Alpha&Omega October 27, 2005