Hot Girl Status

When a hot girl on facebook makes a pointless status, and guys like it because they like her.

John "Did you see what (Hot girls name) said yesterday, she got 100 likes"

Matt "Dude, its just a Hot Girl Status"

by MjMed September 21, 2011

Hon status

For the restaurant patron, this is a rare and exalted state of grace, typified by having one's own table that's always ready whenever you walk in. Those who have achieved this state do not have to order. The entire staff already knows what you like & exactly how you like it and they begin preparing it when they see you pull into the parking lot. The origin of this comes from scores of Midwestern waitresses who, in real life and a few bad sitcoms, call favored customers "Hon" which is a shortened version of "honey".

He must come here a lot. He's got Hon status.

by Heathentim April 16, 2008

hoe status

a girl that has hekka guys on her all the time. she cant help it though, but some girls want it. thats when she is trying to hard. it could also be a boy...but mainly girls cuz girls can only be HOES!!

dang she has hekka hoe status!!!

i cant help it if i have how status!!!

by Cori ooo February 12, 2006

hoskey status

Having achieved the status of ultimate slut. Being epicly nasty.

You know that girl that slept with 6 guys in one night? Yeah. Hoskey status.

by Blunttrauma1090 January 14, 2011

hoe status

Someone man or female who is careless and reckless with their body or engaging in reckless activity. They have no qualms about what they do, and could care less about their "status" or how they look to other people. However, other people label them as having this type of status.

Roommate 1: Yea I could not associate with Rei anymore because I think she has hoe status now and im trying to do better, so I moved out.

Friend: What you mean hoe status?

Roommate 1: She use to have people come in and thru our house all times of the day and night. I was uncomfortable and could not study well.

Roommate 2 (Rei): I could careless if you left. You're a hater, and Ima keep doing me.

by UD-Doc November 19, 2010

homo status

something that sucks or is gay

guy 1:i broke my leg last week guy2: thats so homo status

by tNt MaN January 22, 2008

Hottmess Status

An amazing waaay of life. No need to be hott, or a mess, justt live a fun life that is a mess, haa, but in a good waay(:

Guy: "Yeah these two hos take turn every week, shit atleast i get to kiss 'em"

Girl: "Thatts too Hottmess Status"

Guy: "WTF is that?"

Girl: "A waay of life haaa."

by WoahWoahMe March 7, 2010