A small coal mining town in British Columbia, Canada. There is an extreme lack of things to do, which results in most of the teenagers engaging in under-age drinking. Sparwood is such a boring town that I can not think of anything else to add to this definition.
Oh wait the recreation center has awesome mozza fries.
Oh wait the recreation center has awesome mozza fries.
by jcad February 1, 2009
Get the Sparwood mug.A public high school in stanwood, washington. 1,800 students, and the colors are red black and gray.
Stanwood high school is mostly built up of preps, and scene kids. The town being a redneck town, the preps have hick tendencies as well. The upperclassman cant stand the freshman, either.
Lots of weed influence.
Stanwood high school is mostly built up of preps, and scene kids. The town being a redneck town, the preps have hick tendencies as well. The upperclassman cant stand the freshman, either.
Lots of weed influence.
Freshman: "Dude todays my first day of stanwood high school!111!!1!11"
Sophmore: "Im better then you because I'm older. Bam."
Sophmore: "Im better then you because I'm older. Bam."
by FreshmanGirl44 July 20, 2010
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by Melanie55$ February 27, 2021
Get the Sparwood guy mug.Yahoo Groups email list January 1 entry: Any of you starwoodians know if the dates for this year have been set yet.
by Orodar Woods April 28, 2007
Get the Starwoodian mug.It is derived of 2 words. Spartan and wood. It is the greek word for "Wood as large as a Spartan Warrior"
by J-Hoax September 15, 2010
Get the Sparwood mug.1. n. The complete and utter humiliation and destruction of man just before he gets married. Taking the standard "stag party" to a level never before experienced.
Dude, I can't believe what happened at the stagwood last night. We're going to need a whole lotta cleaning products and a damn good lawyer.
by flaminghoopdance May 20, 2008
Get the stagwood mug.Sharwood : Retarded misinformation that dumb journalists write when they can't be bothered doing actual journalism. Named after the worst tabloid hack of all time.
Typical symptoms of Sharwood articles include (but are not limited to) flat-out lies in the Title. Misleading and sensationalistic content. Deliberately divisive language, designed to work as click-bait for the lowest common denominator. Stupid competitiveness, like comparing who's sandwich is best, and declaring everyone with a different filling to be somehow inferior. Dumb "top 10" style articles - usually about things to do at the airport or the most annoying passengers on a plane. Painful sucking-up to has-been celebrities and nobodies. Opinions that were outdated in the 80s. No facts what-so-ever.
Typical symptoms of Sharwood articles include (but are not limited to) flat-out lies in the Title. Misleading and sensationalistic content. Deliberately divisive language, designed to work as click-bait for the lowest common denominator. Stupid competitiveness, like comparing who's sandwich is best, and declaring everyone with a different filling to be somehow inferior. Dumb "top 10" style articles - usually about things to do at the airport or the most annoying passengers on a plane. Painful sucking-up to has-been celebrities and nobodies. Opinions that were outdated in the 80s. No facts what-so-ever.
Person1 : "Did you read the news today? Eating ice-cream causes shark-attacks."
Person2 : "You're an idiot. That was a Sharwood article. You may as well read the inside of a babies nappy."
Person1 : "Oh my God. I accidentally read Sharwood. Now I need a lobotomy."
Person2 : "You're an idiot. That was a Sharwood article. You may as well read the inside of a babies nappy."
Person1 : "Oh my God. I accidentally read Sharwood. Now I need a lobotomy."
by yawnagain May 17, 2014
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