sharwood 

Sharwood : Retarded misinformation that dumb journalists write when they can't be bothered doing actual journalism. Named after the worst tabloid hack of all time.

Typical symptoms of Sharwood articles include (but are not limited to) flat-out lies in the Title. Misleading and sensationalistic content. Deliberately divisive language, designed to work as click-bait for the lowest common denominator. Stupid competitiveness, like comparing who's sandwich is best, and declaring everyone with a different filling to be somehow inferior. Dumb "top 10" style articles - usually about things to do at the airport or the most annoying passengers on a plane. Painful sucking-up to has-been celebrities and nobodies. Opinions that were outdated in the 80s. No facts what-so-ever.

Person1 : "Did you read the news today? Eating ice-cream causes shark-attacks."
Person2 : "You're an idiot. That was a Sharwood article. You may as well read the inside of a babies nappy."
Person1 : "Oh my God. I accidentally read Sharwood. Now I need a lobotomy."

sharwood by yawnagain May 17, 2014

Sherwooding 

1. Bragging uncontrollably

2. Talking and/or telling a joke that 1 or less people understand

3. Bragging about nonsense

4. Talking about nonsense

Aiden: I am so good in that game I could beat you any day 'cus you suck at cheese so much...

Dan: Stop sherwooding!

Sherwooding by The King of the Dictionaries May 17, 2014

Sherwood Middle School 

A middle school full of poor kids that have nothing better to do than to brag about their surviv.io wins and their Fortnite wins. The jocks are jerks, the teachers are ok, but the worst part are the boy's locker rooms.

Person #1: Dude, where do you go to middle school?
Person #2: Sherwood Middle School.

Person #1: Sucks for you.

Sherwood Middle School by Naqashii June 6, 2018

dominic sherwood

An adorable, funny, misunderstood and not appreciated enough human who deserves the world. Oh and he’s british and we love british men

Me: I’m dompressed

Friend: dompressed?
Me: you see I just love Dominic Sherwood and he deserves the world and I’m sad so yes dompressed

dominic sherwood by Daddariohuntrs October 16, 2019

sherwood forest 

A cult like neighborhood where almost everyone is related to the point where a drunken hookup would most likely be with a blood relative. It is filled with overly-rich people who have so much money that they don't know what to do with it, so they buy a third house (their second in Sherwood). Your summers from when you’re a little toddler to a 16-year old boy/girl consist of going to a day camp. When you were little you were horribly scared of the Great White Ape and believed all the stories about kids being torn apart or eaten. Every kid can't wait until their Senior year, but once it's finally there they are all ready for camp to be over. To all the Seniors, assassin is the best game they have ever played. In this camp, you look up to God (AKA Mr. Moulden) and live to see him drive around on a golf cart with speakers blaring off the back. The Highland Games are your life and the Waterman Games are even better. Most likely you wear a one piece up until your senior year, when you realize that you should probably lay out at Main Pier and get a tan. While the boys play roof ball, you listen to your I-pods and repeatedly play the same songs. You wouldn't miss Trophy Night for anything and you know that the Romans usually always win, but the Spartans are still “just as good”! Every kid's dream is to be Boy or Girl of the Year, but only one prevails. Absolutely no girls shave and someone should probably inform them that swimming in the seaweed-infested Severn River does not count as showering. Everyone is open and says exactly what’s on their minds even if it is, "Safety. I farted." You use the term mexi regularly, referring to seating three across a golf cart, and if someone doesn’t know what it means they are automatically in the back. There is never any drama because everyone realizes that people aren't perfect. You can always count on 40-year old men (most of them relatively attractive) to play basketball every Sunday morning shirtless. Married/Singles baseball is kind of a big deal around here and the In-School/Out of School Lacrosse game is eagerly anticipated every year. The friendships that are made here are stronger than any other bond between a group of people. If you live there, you know what “the gully” means and almost every night you end up drinking (or passing out!) there. Every year you have a different "hot spot" that eventually gets busted, but you continue to go back their anyways. You know the security guard’s name and cell phone number by heart and all the tricky ways to stay out of his way. Corn roast and the third of July are your favorite holidays and both are just reasons for all the alcoholics to get shit faced and tell funny stories the next morning. On both of these nights, no matter what your age, everyone parties together. Sixteen year-olds drink with 40 year-olds and are told, "Whatever happens on the road stays on the road." On the fourth of July, Mr. Kraft (who you also worship) drives around a truck with a band playing in the back, followed by all the hung-over counselors and then the entire community decked out in red, white, and blue! To people who live here, 30 is not a number it’s a beverage. You know what shave ball is and cannot wait until you’re 21 so you can go to The Flatts and join in. Almost everyone has "borrowed" atleast one golf cart, but some people are not able to return it and have to serve community service..cough,cough. Almost everyone moves back to this community when they are older and have a family of their own here. Everyone in the relatively close Annapolis area makes fun of this neighborhood, but secretly all wish they lived here. But to everyone who lives there it’s there own little paradise, no place they’d rather be..

sherwood forest is fuckin awesome.

sherwood forest by s-f-c September 21, 2007

kory sherwood 

The best minecraft player of all time he has a massive cock and fucks the goblin known as olivia tompson with it

Yo look at that Kory sherwood over there he's so cool

kory sherwood by Kool Fortnite kid 27 August 7, 2018

Sherwood Park 

An affluent community in Strathcona County in Alberta, Canada east of Edmonton. People from Sherwood Park (or The Park) are generally better, and signifigantly whiter than individuals from Edmonton. The population of Sherwood Park is comprised of beautiful well-kept homes, and parks. This causes people from neighboring Edmonton to harbour tremendous jealousy and resentment towards Sherwood Park, and its residents as Edmonton is about 94 percent ghetto. Sherwood Park has a near zero crime rate, and a median income of approx. $121000 per household. Sherwood Park residents only go into Edmonton to throw garbage out the window, and dump used motor oil.

Edmonton resident; "Where do you live?"

Sherwood Park resident "I live in The park"

Edmonton resident "Really? May I please come home with you?"

Sherwood Park resident "No, sorry, you are a dirty Edmonton person, and you're kind of beige."

Sherwood Park by picturethief December 17, 2008