starwberry shortcake

First off the word is spelled wrong you dumb fuck! It should be strawberry shortcake. I tried to add the correct spelling, but was unable!
Definition: When a guy cums on a girls face and then punches her in the nose, making it bleed and the blood mixes in with the cum.

I really wanted to slam it home on that cunt with a nice dirty sanchez, but had to settle for a strawberry shortcake instead.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Strawbs

Another name for LSD because of the blotting paper which has images such as strawberries' on it. Clever huh?

Jack quit his strawbs habit when Shaqueel got done for possession.

See LSD

by Jesus Loves You - Nah kidding January 11, 2010

Strawbs

A man who has a fetish/tendency to wear woolen jumpers that are of a strawberry shade.

Going out to a bar, club or night time hot-spot in general and seeing a young urban male wearing a strawberry coloured woolen jumper, this jumper may contain more than one strawberry shade and maybe be made up of other coloured patterns but the dominant colour must be that of Strawberry; this male would be referred to as a "Strawbs".

by Joe Wheeler September 1, 2008

starwberry shortcake

A strawberry shortcake is actually when a man has sex with a woman on her period and pulls out to nut all over her vagina causing a whipped cream and strawberry effect. The barber pole is when a woman is going down on a guy and nuts on her face as he punches her in the nose. Also referred to as the candy cane.

I wasn't in the mood for sex, but my boyfriend suggested the strawberry shortcake, which enticed my sweet-tooth.

by marissa bauer April 2, 2005

starwberry shortcake

Just before reaching orgasm during oral sex, pull yourself out of her mouth, punch her in the nose, and jizz on her bloody face.

I wanted to tell the bich I was done with her, so I gave her a strawberry shortcake and kicked her ass out.

by K Cup March 4, 2003

strawbs

One who partakes in the act of smothering a lover in strawberry sauce.

I cant believe you told me that strawbs

by Rai October 6, 2003

starwberry shortcake

a chick who gives alot of head and thinks she is good at it

banni is a strawberry shortcake!

by starfish February 18, 2003