sparkling wiggles

little girl attempts to say sparkling wiggles but it comes out fucking niggers

get a job sparkling wiggles!

by 0B3Y February 20, 2007

sharting shortstop

A shortstop that sharts.

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.

by New Fred December 25, 2022

Reverse Sharting

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.

Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.

by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012

I'm starting to see spaceships on bankhead

Means to be high as fuck and be seeing crazy shit everywhere.

Alyssa: "Lacey, I'm starting to see spaceships on bankhead."

by MaryJaneKush May 7, 2009

Sparkling Vanilla

After you have sex with an albino girl, she smiles and you wipe your cum on her teeth so they gleam in the sun light.

Someone please post a pic of an A&W cream soda can if you can't actually perform one. Albino girls are rare treasures. The porn for them is practically nonexistant. Even more so than midget.

by Karate Jesus December 7, 2004

you starting?

A chav term meaning "do you want ot fight"

Boy: "Hey Random chav you suck"
Chav: " you starting? I'll fucking 'av ya"

by Snowberry Glitterdust Montblanc October 26, 2005

Paul Starling

Paul Starling is a nautical rock singer/songwriter, writing such songs as "Visions Of Drowning", "Caroline", "Old Tack Pianos", "Ballad Of A Raincoat", & "All The Good Looking Girls Are Dead". Some have classified his music as "chamber pop", while he has stated himself as a "nautical pop historian". He seems to be infatuated with the artist Frida Kahlo, as many of his lyrics include her name. He also has a near obsession with Hearst Castle. Most of his lyrics include references to the sea & California history.

He pulled a Paul Starling and decided to write a nautical pop song.

by DrCarlWilson December 11, 2009