SSJ

Super Sad Jew

Derogative term for a Jew. Often used as slang for a Jew who lost family during the Holocaust.

His grandma was killed in the Holocaust, and now he's bitching about it, what an SSJ.

by FlippyBaetender October 20, 2018

SSJ

SSJ is a mix of bestfriends that even if there far away they with stick together. There like conjoined triplets, if u separate them they will be miserable.🥰🥺they love each other and from young ages will stick together. Even when they get mad at each other they will never stop being SSJ I’m not alowed to say there names but u gotta get best friends like these. there are no refunds and no regrets.💙❤️🥰

SSJ is life, SSJ forever.❤️❤️

by SSJ forever November 12, 2018

shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑

Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

by toddyschmeckles March 16, 2024

SSJ

Shit Shower Jerk. First, you take a shit. Then you shower and in the shower, you jerk off.

"I'll be there in 40 min I got to SSJ real quick"

by Boyas Tobero March 29, 2021

SSJ

To Shit, Shower, and jerkoff.

Hey bro… I might be running late I have to SSJ.

by ryano April 10, 2022

SSJ Smooching

An intense sexual act consisting of two men touching penises tip-to-tip - something akin to penis french kissing - where one ejaculates into the other's penis, resulting in an intimate sharing of sexual fluids.

Will and Vegeta would sneak off into the woods and make out in secret. During especially intense sessions, it often result in them SSJ Smooching. It was beautiful

by SSJSmoochum April 14, 2025

SSJ Smooching

The direct transferral of one dude’s ding-dong’s pleasure juice into another dude’s wing-wong

Cory and Chad were SSJ Smooching last night, it was highly romantic

by SSJSmoochum April 10, 2025