Squipped

to slide into a situation silently and to everyone's surprise.

Ricky: I was fucking my girl Chloe when Max just squipped her way into the room.
Tony: I hate Max, she is such an entitled bitch!!!
Ricky: i know, i had to pull off a Ricky-Twister to cum because she wouldn't leave Chloe alone.

by Nerdmeister July 25, 2016

squip

a minicomputer in a pill form, that, when digested, talks to you and instructs you on how to be cool

a)the first thing my squip did was get me a girl
b) the squip turns you into a dick, or so "To Be More Chill" claims

by jeremy heere April 15, 2004

The Squip

(Be more chill) The Squip is 100% daddy material.

"Due to his deep , smooth voice the Squip is daddy material."

by ilovethesquipokay June 20, 2017

Squip

a hot seggsy super computer/high-tech microwavable tactic that people who have low self esteems have crushes on.

Person 1: "Wow, I really wanna kiss a hologram that lives in my head that makes me cool and gives me electric shocks when I do something wrong."
Person 2: "Bro I just asked you what time it was, but do you need therapy?"
Person 1: "Nah I just need a SQUIP"

by Fruity theatre kid April 9, 2022

squip

A micro-computer you swallow and it makes you cool.

Buy your squip and be cool.

by John V. May 29, 2004

The Squip

(Be more chill) The Squip is 100% daddy material.

"Due to his deep , smooth voice the Squip is daddy material."

by ilovethesquipokay June 20, 2017

squip

IT'S FROM JAPAAAAANNNN

IT'S A GRAY OBLONG PILL
QUANTUM NANO-TECHNOLOGY CPU
THE QUANTUM COMPUTER IN THE PILL

WILL TRAVEL THROUGH YOUR BLOOD UNTIL

IT IMPLANTS IN YOUR BRAIN AND IT TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO
IT TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO
IT'S PRE-PROGRAMMED

IT'S AMAZING
SPEAKS TO YOU DIRECTLY
YOU BEHAVE AS
IT'S APPRAISING
HELPS YOU ACT CORRECTLY
HELPS YOU TO BE COOOL
IT HELLLPSSS YOOOOUU RUUUUUUULLLE

Rich: No longer a drip when you got in your grip!
A squip! A squip! A squippppppppPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

by shutupheather17 June 1, 2019