squidward

a character in spongebob squarepants who has a thing hanging down from his face and is irritated by almost everthin except himself.

hey, i feel squidward.. and stop disturbing me.

by ? January 11, 2004

squidward

The one and only character who thinks he's everything and nothing else matters, hates Spongebob with a passion of 99,999 fiesty monks.

Squidward is not realistic, he's too dull to realize the truth and only makes a fool of himself. Like one example when was asked to do nothing (in the ep "Club Spongebob") he ran around in the forest only to end up back to where he first started. Dude he got a sausage-like-cock hanging between his eyes.

Why am I surrounded by loser neigbors :(

by Believe in Me April 24, 2004

squidward

noun. After having cummed in a woman's nose and their voice becomes all nasally...

stop! stop! Im becoming a squidward!

by ___ the Man February 28, 2007

squidward

noun: a penis.

Originated from the term spongebob.

My squidward is hard.

by Doug_AK February 13, 2008

squidward

tucking your penis between your legs while leaving your testicles untucked so that it appears to make the face of "Squidward."

Imagine this image: 0||0
Though in reality it is much more Squidward-like.

by hr puffinstuff January 9, 2008

squidward

When a girl shoves a clarinet, flute, picalo, or any other such instrument in her pussy and plays a harmonic melody. this is derived from squidward tentacles from spongebob, since he was always playing a clarinet.

That chick from American Pie, told that guy about the time she pulled off a squidward at band camp.

by philyphan2012 March 18, 2011

Squidward

The most relatable character fiction has created in the history of the universe.
"Wake me up when I care."

Don't say anything Squidward. Remember your karma.

by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019