a character in spongebob squarepants who has a thing hanging down from his face and is irritated by almost everthin except himself.
by ? January 11, 2004
The one and only character who thinks he's everything and nothing else matters, hates Spongebob with a passion of 99,999 fiesty monks.
Squidward is not realistic, he's too dull to realize the truth and only makes a fool of himself. Like one example when was asked to do nothing (in the ep "Club Spongebob") he ran around in the forest only to end up back to where he first started. Dude he got a sausage-like-cock hanging between his eyes.
Squidward is not realistic, he's too dull to realize the truth and only makes a fool of himself. Like one example when was asked to do nothing (in the ep "Club Spongebob") he ran around in the forest only to end up back to where he first started. Dude he got a sausage-like-cock hanging between his eyes.
Why am I surrounded by loser neigbors :(
by Believe in Me April 25, 2004
by ___ the Man February 25, 2007
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tucking your penis between your legs while leaving your testicles untucked so that it appears to make the face of "Squidward."
by hr puffinstuff December 23, 2007
When a girl shoves a clarinet, flute, picalo, or any other such instrument in her pussy and plays a harmonic melody. this is derived from squidward tentacles from spongebob, since he was always playing a clarinet.
by philyphan2012 March 04, 2011
The most relatable character fiction has created in the history of the universe.
"Wake me up when I care."
"Wake me up when I care."
by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 20, 2019