squatter

a filthy eastern european herion addict who breaks into someones house when the owners are on holiday and generally wreck the joint then claim to be refugees when the police are called and claim political asylum. 2 a person who has been made homeless at no fault of their own and break into decrepid houses in a bad state of disrepair that have been abandoned, then make the place inhabitable only to be forced out by the police and offered a hostel instead. 3 an american jew who's family has lived in the states for 200 years and tries to live in a bombshell of a house in the westbank when the israeli government has offered him a new house with fitted kitchen

fuckin squatters broke into my house and shit in the cupboards.

by da origanal playa May 17, 2006

squatter

A girl who was photographed in a crouching position during the "ROAR Protest". A thread was posted on the Dogs On Acid message board, and a lot of photoshopping occured.

She's an internet legend.

dog1:
hey check out this picture
imgsquatter.jpg/img

dog2:
imgfunnyshit.jpg/img

dog3:
LMFOA!! :teeth:

by Straylight November 22, 2003

Squatter

A person, usually homeless, who "squats" in your home for days, weeks, or even months. They overstay their welcome and usually have no where else to go, so they crouch in a corner of somebody else's house and lives, sleeps, eats there as long as they are allowed.

Hey is that dirty squatter still staying at Jimmy's house or did he hop a train to another town?

by KaySauce89 April 17, 2016

squatters

people who over stay thier welcome, eat all your food and never repays

We can't get these squatters out of our house!

by Rebecca April 13, 2003

squatters

A word used when calling a place on something. Like saving a seat on a comfortable couch.

When I was about to leave the couch I called squatters on my seat so no one would take it

by Forensicator April 20, 2006

Squatter

Term used for skanks who come to your dwelling and overstay their welcome. During their stay they will bitch about how bad your house is or what necessities you lack in, reguardless of how recently you have moved in. These tricks usually roll in packs and will annoy the piss out of you.

"Dude, these squatters are inhabiting the upstairs with no hope of leaving."

"I fucking hate the fat one."

"Why are the squatters recruiting dick to your house?"

"Did that squatter just tell you a story about shitting herself?

by I Dont Believe This Shit. August 21, 2011

squatters

bastards who steal domain names then procede to ransom them for ungodly amounts of money.

A cyber-squatter registered my domain name before I could. That bastard!

by mEtHOs April 14, 2003