Squampter

The toilet water that backsplashes on your face when sucking his dick while he is pnching a log (refer to "blumpkin")

I was surprising my man with a blumpkin and got some squampter on my face!

I love giving blumpkins but hate the squampter!

My favorite part of giving a blumpkin is the squampter!

by Kaboomers April 14, 2021

squamptious

This is that "ugh" word that will fill in for anything when you don't have a word for it.

"you're so squamptious."

"Get out of my room, you're being so squamptious."

"Your car is squamptious."

"Look how squamptious that Apple is."

"That sweater is so squamptious."

by Yeselizabeth23 October 2, 2021

scumpton

A typical council house dweller, typically of pikey origin, usually with 4+ kids and a garden that looks like a council rubbish tip, and speaks 'wiv an at-i-tude', and usually has one or more offensive/dangerous dogs.

Those scumptons have let their dog crap on our front garden yet again !

by just me March 23, 2004

squamston

High: Personified.

Squamston in July with white paint flecks landing on him:"Is it snowing?"

by munkah January 27, 2004

Squampkin

A socially acceptable term for "little people" or "midgets".

Since the vertically challenged community can not collectively decide what the politically correct term for "dwarf" is, this term was assigned with the logic that no negative connotation could be associated with it, since it was derived from thin air.

"Dude, the forehead veins on that squampkin's bulbous head are freaking me out."

or

"Peter Dinklage is a squampkin and he won a golden globe!"

by AbeFroman86 March 9, 2012

Squamping

When the male anus pulsates from irritation and the inner anal cavity becomes exposed out side of the person’s body.

I fucked my twink’s tight ass so hard and rough, his asshole began squamping with my cum.

by DamnSheThicc October 24, 2019

SquamJon

Ceded in the incestraial insideios lands of the Squamish hot pocket nation. in the bosom of the bc mountains hails a renowned and revered cock model “gru” this artificial dong , dubbed the “SquamJon” is a majestic one eyed monster with polish cream filling his manicured back 40 is sure to leave you fully moistened

Still walking funny from hike in Squamish that air BnB was next level can’t believe we found a squamjon under the bed.

by clear creek July 15, 2023