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sparkledog

Sparkledog is a term for an animal character, popularly a wolf or dog, which has unnatural colors, strange, usually clashy markings, lots of fluff and often a large amount of accessoiries like piercings, bandanas and collars, which it could not possibly apply to itself since it has no thumbs.

Usually used as a Fursona, they generally tend to have human intelligence and personality, although they are pretty much always quadrupedal.

Most have a backstory, which is usually rather complicated. A commonly used backstory is that the creature is an escaped lab animal. A style of backstory which is often used to explain its less realistic traits.

Sparkledogs tend to be drawn in a fuzzy and long-legged style, they usually do not closely resemble real dogs and may have additions like human hairstyles, retractable claws or wings.

There are generally two kinds of sparkledog: one kind is usually black or dull tones, evil or emo and has lots of spiked or 'gothy' items and usually a hairstyle which covers one or both eyes.
The other kind is more colorful, often incorporating rainbow colors in their design and commonly of magical origins. Those tend to be rather happy-go-lucky.

The term is generally used in a derogatory sense, since sparkledogs are often seen as trying too hard to be original. It can be misspelled for effect. If the animal is not a wolf or dog it can either be called a sparkleanimal, or 'dog' can be replaced by whatever species it is.
Someone just requested me to draw a sparkledog.
by Griffinsong March 8, 2009
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Cock-Spanked

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".
Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!
by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009
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sprackle

crystal meth of an unusually high quality
"Hey, did Doctor Jimbles come through with that bag of sprackle yet?"
by Mister Tug May 3, 2008
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Donkey Shlankled

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.
"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."
by Philly S501 February 26, 2010
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spangled

A term used when a person has over-indulged, be it with drink or with drugs :)
"Go and talk to the chocolate elephants, what am i saying, i must be spangled!"
by Rusty Jones January 23, 2004
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spranklins'

left over nuglets/sprinkles of marijuana after a sesh or a joint/blunt rolling sesh
"nagglespree u got spranklins' everywhere."

"ya nigga, i gotta collect those spranklonskies and roll another Jsconsin."

"ya nigga."
by sean solomon muhfucka January 25, 2008
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spackledorfed

to be swindled, or "done wrong"
I've been spackledorfed!
by derpfish September 27, 2010
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